25 Pumpkin-Flavored Products That Have Gone Too Far

It's safe to say, nearly everyone enjoys sipping a pumpkin spice latte in a toast to autumn, and pumpkin pie is certainly a seasonal delight. But beyond that, the pumpkin-flavored, pumpkin-infused world seems to have gotten a little out of control. While some creative pumpkin dishes may delight the true gourd lover, the pumpkin mania leaves the rest of us shaking our heads in disbelief.

The makers of Special K Pumpkin Spice Crunch Cereal say you're not doing fall right without this for breakfast. According to Kellogg's, "One spoonful of the crunchy flakes with nutmeg, allspice, ginger and cinnamon clusters will transport you to a crackling fire, outfitted in your coziest flannel. Fall only comes once a year, so get it while supplies last!" You've been ... warned?

Fueled by pumpkin? Yes, if you opt for the Spiced Pumpkin Pie ClifBar Energy Bar in Spiced Pumpkin Pie. This seasonal flavor, made with organic rolled oats, is designed to "sustain your adventure" and features "the goodness of pumpkin pie, wrapped up and ready for your pack." Just do it?

If Coca-Cola Classic is your idea of real soda, then you might not want to start sipping Maine Root Pumpkin Pie Soda. But the 2010 Expo East New Product Pavilion, Best of New England award winner is back for another season of sipping. Though available in just select markets, we did spot the caffeine-free drink in suburban New Jersey on a recent morning.

If snacking is your thing, this product may pique your interest. Terra Real Vegetable Chips comes in an exotic offering -- Beauregard Sweets & Fairytale Pumpkin, accented with cinnamon and nutmeg. We're just not sure how well it will pair with salsa.

"What's a shower without a little pumpkin?"... said no one, ever. But if lathering up with pumpkins sounds appealing, then philosophy's Pumpkin Icing Shower Gel may be your go-to autumn product. Bonus? It's said to work equally well as bubble bath or shampoo. Yay?

We've all gotten used to the seemingly endless variations of what was once just basic M&M's. Long gone are the days of the peanut variety being the unusual one. This fall's options include not only pecan pie and candy corn – but yes, white pumpkin pie. We have to admit, the M&M character – as a pumpkin – on the wrapper is kinda cute.

If opting for the scallion cream cheese instead of the classic schmear on your bagel is your idea of mixing it up, then Philadelphia Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese Spread may just blow your mind. But it's apparently pretty popular, so who are we to judge?

Much like the M&M's, Lindt has vastly expanded its offerings of "Irresistibly Smooth" chocolate truffles to now include Pumpkin Spice Milk Chocolate. It's billed on one site as a "bite-sized indulgence," so see what you think.

Make sure you warn the guests you have over for movie night that when the lights dim and they dig into the bowl of popcorn, they won't be tasting butter-soaked kernels but rather The Popcorn Factory's Pumpkin Spice Popcorn, a "medley of Caramel Corn with a dash of pumpkin spice." (Pumpkin Caramel Praline Crunch another option).

You might have to take a moment to reach the classic pretzel taste if you bite into Creative Snack Co.'s limited-edition Pumpkin Spice Yogurt Pretzels. But for those who like their classic snacks with an autumn twist, this just might do the trick.

The classic Italian cook would likely be taken aback by Pumpkin Spice Fettuccini from Rossi Pasta, but the "gourmet casual" company offers this unexpected pick as featuring "nutritious, all-natural pumpkin - lots of it!" It also includes cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and cloves, designed to sum up autumn but available all year.

If you're a classic Bazooka fan, you'll probably be appalled by this one -- pumpkin-flavored chewing gum. Project 7's Seasonal Edition, sugar-free Pumpkin Spice Delight Gourmet Gum has an audience. It's just not us.

Peanut butter and jelly meet... pumpkin? That's a sandwich some might like to whip up thanks to Peanut Butter & Co.'s jars of Pumpkin Spice peanut butter blended with pumpkin pie spice and made with real pumpkin. Must you eat it on pumpkin bread?

Apple butter is a country favorite found in many regions. Pumpkin butter, not as much. But thanks to Harry & David, the blend of real pumpkin, sugar and spices it can be had anywhere, any time. Pass the English muffin.

Cucina Antica Pasta Sauce in Tuscany Pumpkin is an all-natural, gluten-free option that pairs imported San Marzano Italian Plum Tomatoes with... yes, the p-word, again.

Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams bills its Pumpkin 5-Spice ice cream as "a modern classic." We're not sure we're all that modern then, because we can't quite wrap our minds around their custom grown pumpkins roasted and blended with cream and "warm spices" that include ginger, fennel, cinnamon, star anise and white pepper. We'll stick with chocolate.

Even Twinkie the Kid is caught up in the craze, pushing limited-edition Pumpkin Spice Twinkies, a golden sponge cake with pumpkin spice creamy filling. Why, Kid, why?

Yes, the breakfast staple has also become fair game. Chobani is one of many brands offering a seasonal selection, the company's Pumpkin Spice Greek Yogurt billed as a "limited batch," so hurry...

The site Pipes and Cigars is featuring Sutliff Pumpkin Spice tobacco, a product receiving rave reviews. It's said to be a "mellow blend of Burley, Virginia and black Cavendish that's imbued with the flavors of pumpkin and the spices that usually accompany it. This is a comforting, warm blend that can be enjoyed all day long."

If you've got your pipe ready, then you may want to pour a cocktail... and you can continue the theme with Pinnacle Pumpkin Pie Vodka. We don't know what we'd make with -- or of -- it, but if it sounds good to you, then cheers!

If you're more into liqueurs, Bailey's is at the seasonal rescue with its Irish Cream Pumpkin Spice Liqueur. All we can say is the bottle's really pretty...

If you prefer your pumpkin drink sans alcohol, then you might enjoy R.W. Knudsen's Pumpkin Spice Sparkling Juice. For the rest of us, we'll stick to sparkling cider.

When you don't feel well, you want to be comforted. We can't imagine the taste of these, but apparently CVS feels plenty will opt to soothe their sore throats with its limited-edition Pumpkin Spice Cough Drops. Just not us.

Demeter's Fragrance Library has quite a volume in its collection of "Simple, subtle, singular scents" -- including Pumpkin Pie. The Pick-Me-Up Cologne Spray is said to feature pumpkin, sugar, cinnamon, a touch of ginger and hint of cloves. We have a hard enough time eating all this pumpkin stuff, let alone dousing our bodies in it. Pass.

True pumpkin fanatics will want to get their animal companions in on the pumpkin passion -- and they can with Distinctive Dog Pumpkin Cranberry Crisp Dog Treats. We can't even begin to understand...