Pantsdrunk
Life is undoubtedly stressful. The good news is, there is a simpler way. The Finnish tradition of "kalsarikänni" — also known as pantsdrunk — is generally centered around drinking gin-based cocktails, beverages known in Finland as "lonkero" or "long drink." More good news: Kalsarikänni is not as elusive in the U.S. as you might think. Now, thanks to The Finnish Long Drink — a favorite among the actor Miles Teller and a few others — you can grab the gin cocktail in a can. I decided to taste all four Finnish Long Drink flavors for a true pantsdrunk experience. Here's how they stacked up.
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