What Is Finnish Long Drink?
Life is undoubtedly stressful. The good news is, there is a simpler way. The Finnish tradition of "kalsarikänni" — also known as pantsdrunk — is generally centered around drinking gin-based cocktails, traditionally made with grapefruit juice or soda, beverages known in Finland as "lonkero" or "long drink."
More good news: Kalsarikänni is not as elusive in the U.S. as you might think. Now, thanks to The Finnish Long Drink — a favorite among the actor Miles Teller and a few others — you can grab the gin cocktail in a can.
What Flavors Does Long Drink Come in?
- Traditional Citrus
- Zero Sugar Citrus
- Strong Citrus
I decided to taste all four Finnish Long Drink flavors and rank them for a true pantsdrunk experience. Here's how they stacked up, ranked from best to worst.
Note: Since our taste test, this Long Drink company has launched a Peach flavor.