The Strangest Things You Can Buy at Costco

Costco isn't all cheap hot dogs and bulk paper products. As the seasons change and the stock rotates, some surprising items work their way onto the shelves. That boat hanging from the ceiling? That surfboard on the racks across from the cheese? All of those are bargain buys from Costco, and you might see other unexpected items if you keep an eye out on your way to the dairy fridge or while browsing the website. Here are some of our more surprising finds, including a new set of PJs tailor-made for the most ardent warehouse warriors. (Not a Costco member? You can apply here.)

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Prices and availability are subject to change. Jason Notte contributed to this story.

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If you've been looking for soup made with 100% swallow's nest, this is just for you. Best of all, it comes in a two-pack.

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$2,000

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This "intelligent" toilet has a built-in bidet, seat warmer, and carbon filter (to neutralize odors) so you can really sit in the seat of luxury.

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This digital piano looks like a baby grand but delivers 6-speaker sound and 136 other instruments you can play.

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If you've ever wanted a steel pig in your yard, Costco has them in yellow, orange, and blue.

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If ever you wanted to show your allegiance to bulk buys while binging Netflix on the couch — and really, who wouldn't — Costco has you covered. Women can nab PJ pants (two pair!) festooned with a print of happy shoppers carting off giant rolls of toilet paper, massive muffins, and even the signature Costco rotisserie chicken. Sorry men: No Costco PJs for you. 

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Imported from Italy, this enormous wheel of cheese has been aged for at least two years. "Got this as a gift," notes one reviewer. "What the heck am I supposed to do with all this cheese!?" Indeed.

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Believe it or not, Costco is well-stocked with caskets for the dearly departed. This poplar model is its top-of-the-line option, with a glossy mahogany finish and a velvet interior. And if the price seems steep, reviewers say it's far less than what they would have paid through a funeral home.

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Sure, this pallet of 60 Godiva gift towers is probably aimed at corporate clients. That doesn't mean we can't fantasize about face-planting into enough high-end chocolate to last us until 2024.

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Prepping for the end of times? Then Costco has your back, in the form of this self-heating emergency-meal kit. From hash browns to pasta fagioli, everything has a 36-month shelf life (just in case the apocalypse takes its sweet time). 

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Even if you use it only “to scare the bejeezus out of trick or treaters” like one reviewer, it might be worth the price. But this ghillie suit (a jacket and pants, along with a storage bag) is made for the serious hunter. The 3D camo strips blend into the brush, while breathable camo mesh lining makes it comfortable enough for extended wear.

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If the price tag isn't an obstacle, this interactive golf theater could be a savior for the winter-wary golfer. With more than 30 courses and a high-definition projector at your disposal, you may never have to enjoy that pesky fresh air on a real golf course ever again.

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When cold cuts from the deli just aren't enough, there's this high-end ham. Provide your guests with both dinner and a show as you carve this succulent Spanish import to a chorus of rumbling tummies.  

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If the pandemic has interfered with your spa trips, why not go big in the name of stress relief? This tricked-out massage chair has full-body heat; back, calf, and foot rollers; wireless speakers; an air ionizer system; and voice activation.

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Plaza Osetra, billed as Costco's "top grade of caviar," has a nutty finish that is the trademark of wild Black Sea caviar. You get a 2-ounce jar that should be eaten within 24 hours of opening, as well as blini, crème fraîche, and a pearl spoon. If a mere 2 ounces won't hold you over, a cool $1,300 will get you enough to feed 30 people.

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Costco sells a number of instruments with the idea that they'll end up in school bands. This yellow brass alto sax is recommended for students of all ages and comes with a reed, ligature, mouthpiece, carrying case, neck strap, cleaning equipment, and a music stand. It's a great starter kit for those who aren't quite ready for the New Orleans club circuit.

$400

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It's not always in stock, but this bigger-than-jumbo teddy bear is as much a symbol of Costco excess as any drum of olive oil or impossibly large pack of toilet paper. 

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Want to give your family and friends a red-meat fix this year? This Wagyu beef package is 41 pounds includes everything from ground beef patties to New York strip steaks and ribeyes. 

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Costco sells individual pieces of jewelry with precious gems that are certified by the International Gemological Institute. One of the priciest offerings is this one-of-a-kind $350,000 platinum halo ring with a 1.54-carat fancy pink diamond. If that's too pricey, a $160,000 platinum solitaire ring with a round brilliant 4.04-carat diamond is also available. Only one is available, so hurry.

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