Money can be stressful, but nothing quite matches the all-encompassing anxiety you get when there's no money to be had. "More money, more problems" was clearly coined by a wealthy capitalist who wanted to keep the little guy down, because it doesn't hold true when you're living paycheck to paycheck with kids to feed, elderly parents to care for, and collectors calling you at all times of the day. The best way to stay sane in that soul-crushing, down-and-out cycle is by adopting a healthy sense of humor and cackling at relatable Tweets like these because sometimes you just have to laugh or else you'll go absolutely crazy.
"I'm not broke. My money is just tied up in some investments."— D.C. Hawk (@D_C_Hawk_JR) June 7, 2023
The investments: pic.twitter.com/OuFki4nrgF
Who doesn't have a library (aka boxes full of books) stashed away somewhere that they never read? Can't be just us.
3 reasons why you can’t date me— AyoNotWizkid❤️💐 (@Thatsameayomidd) June 7, 2023
I’m always broke
I don’t have money so please run for your dear life
But all you need is love, fam.
Photographic evidence that caffeine is addictive (no judgment here!).
my gas tank is almost empty and i have 3 dollars in my bank account pic.twitter.com/qlqn1aOkML— g – (@familyguyblunt) May 31, 2023
Idc how broke I am, I’ll sha buy perfume 🤣— ‘Ademilola Cakes🤭💕 (@Fayokunmii) June 4, 2023
Smelling nice and the “you always smell nice” compliments dey make me forget say I no get money 🤭
If you can do something relatively inexpensive that also gets you tons of compliments, that's 100% worth every cent.
About to empty my bank account to watch Messi play in Miami when tickets were $25 a week ago pic.twitter.com/D9wgPG9UDQ— Anthony Anta (@Anthony_Anta) June 7, 2023
Supply and demand is real. You have to plan way ahead for big events like sports and concerts or else you're going to need to empty your bank account.
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Next up: Dying hungry, broke, and homeless at an early age is actually good. https://t.co/aGAVQpDUEH— Pat, just Pat (@PatTheBerner) June 7, 2023
Ah yes, the old "actually, working more of your life is a good thing" article. Who writes these things and why do they love the capitalism Kool-Aid so much? GTFO of here with that.
This week, Apple released its new virtual reality headset and the prices start at $3,500. Naturally, the company is getting roasted over the price for an electronic doohickey that only has a battery life of two hours.
for the price of apple's vr goggles you could just buy a fully functional animatronic dinosaur pic.twitter.com/IueXeORHQc— D🌑CFUTURE (@topherflorence) June 7, 2023
Think of all the fun you could have with a giant animatronic dinosaur in your front yard! It would be a hit with the kids in the neighborhood! You could even charge $1 admission to see it, something no one would pay to do with your overpriced VR goggles.
Oh, your broke ass doesn’t have an Apple Vision Pro yet? Couldn’t be me!! pic.twitter.com/vRjThGCGr9— sovereign simp-izen (@TooMuchWit) June 6, 2023