Money can be stressful, but nothing quite matches the all-encompassing anxiety you get when there's no money to be had. "More money, more problems" was clearly coined by a wealthy capitalist who wanted to keep the little guy down, because it doesn't hold true when you're living paycheck to paycheck with kids to feed, elderly parents to care for, and collectors calling you at all times of the day. The best way to stay sane in that soul-crushing, down-and-out cycle is by adopting a healthy sense of humor and cackling at relatable Tweets like these because sometimes you just have to laugh or else you'll go absolutely crazy.
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mattel wants me to be broke so bad pic.twitter.com/HCKEDpCGGy
— ☆ cybr amir ☆ (@cybramir) May 31, 2023
That is one stylish lookin' cowgirl Barbie. Too bad these new dolls are like $50 each ... That's a lot to relive your childhood.
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Being the oldest sibling is so funny for me because I’m just as broke as you are, why are you asking me for money???
— Ryoumen (@otenkorama) June 1, 2023
The borrowing always goes up the chain of siblings, right? Even if the oldest is also the brokest, no one will ever ask their younger sibling for cash.
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when people who have never been without money complain about being "broke" pic.twitter.com/mv0CY6oG4E
— emmylou sugarbean (@emxlymargaret) June 1, 2023
In the timeless words of Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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The smell of KFC when you have money and when you are broke, is not the same 🤞🏽😏
— ❤MOTASE❤ (@TheRealMotase) May 29, 2023
One weird trick to make all fast food smell amazing: be too broke to afford it. (Chances are your favorite fast food is a ripoff anyway, let's be real.)
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Yes, breakups hurt but have you ever spend money on food that wasn’t yummy and then you are left hungry and broke? pic.twitter.com/7Mjj6Zmc8x
— A Venezuelan Chick (@AVenezuelan19) May 31, 2023
Everyone goes through a bad breakup, but they always bounce back. Inadvertently buying terrible food with your last $5 is something we face over and over again.
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me walking into the house with a package after saying I had no money pic.twitter.com/Q40w29S7N5
— 𝔐⚘ (@CheemaWRLD) May 27, 2023
A little retail therapy from a fast fashion behemoth like Shein might feel great in the moment, but it's not exactly the most ethical way to spend your final $20.
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Every millennial bank account is empty, but dw cause every millennial gmail account is 98% full bb 🤙🏻🤪
— Tamsyn Kelly (@TamsynKelly) May 25, 2023
It's true cause we're too damn broke to pay the $1 per month for more storage. We'll live with that "account storage is full" message until we die, tyvm.
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precious moments with my salary before bills empty my bank account pic.twitter.com/NcHVmhf2v6
— Harrison James (@harrisonjamesco) May 25, 2023
Cherish every moment that your bank account or wallet isn't empty, even if it's just for a day.
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Another first of the month, another my bank account is now almost empty because of rent pic.twitter.com/lLdEcqnrmE
— Sarah⚔️Camilla Hect Simp (@aka_sarakas) June 1, 2023
Anyone else have nightmares about rent increases or is that just us? It's going to go up no matter what, so might as well brush up on your negotiation skills.
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You know when you have no money so all you want to do is just like spend a ton of money pic.twitter.com/QBNMMD5OHh
— the smallest chilli is the spiciest (@jmspinkie) June 1, 2023
