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Fun and Hilarious Gag Gifts for Valentine's Day

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Gifts Fit for a Fool

This Valentine's Day, skip the usual flowers, chocolates, or fine jewelry and choose something to tickle your loved one's funny bone instead. Whether it's flowers made from bacon or a shower margarita machine, we've found hilarious gag gifts for every loved one on your Valentine's list.


Note: Prices and availability are subject to change. 


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Long-Stem Bacon Roses
Bacon Addicts
Surviving COVID-19 2020 Candle
Natural Annie Essentials

Surviving COVID-19 2020 Candle

$15 from Natural Annie Essentials
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Want to celebrate surviving 2020 with a romantic scent? While there's no description for what this 100% vegan and recyclable candle smells like, we're hoping it is better than you'd expect of this trash fire of a year. On the bright side, reviewers say this candle smells "phenomenal," so really, it might be the highlight of the year that was. 


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Huge Wine Bottle Glass
Amazon
Bacon Soap
Amazon
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Pint Lock
Amazon
Gift of Nothing
Amazon

Gift of Nothing

$6 from Amazon
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We all know someone who, asked what they want for Valentine's Day, says, "Nothing!" Instead of getting frustrated, get them what they want: Nothing! The Gift of Nothing comes wrapped in plastic with a little explanation about all the things the recipient can do with nothing. 


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Whoopee Cushions
Amazon

Whoopee Cushion

$8.50 from Amazon
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For those who find flatulence funny, the classic whoopee cushion is the gag gift to end all gag gifts. (Of course, if you prank the wrong person, your relationship may end, too.)


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Shut the Hell Up Chewing Gum
Off The Wagon

Shut the Hell Up Chewing Gum

$2 from Off The Wagon
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When the words just aren't enough, simply offer someone a nice big pack of Shut The Hell Up gum. How romantic.

Profanity Book Generator
Amazon
Blah Button
Amazon

Blah Button

$12 from Amazon
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If they still don't get the hint, just hit the Blah Button and it will say exactly what's on your mind: "Blah, blah, blah." The battery operated button says "blah" 12 ways, including fast, slow, and in different voices.

Fake Bug Sandwich Bags
Amazon

Fake Bug Sandwich Bags, 24 count

$22 from Amazon
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No one will ever steal your lunch from the office refrigerator again with these gag sandwich bags that make it look like there's a bug crawling inside.

Coddies Fish Flops
Coddies

Fish Flops

$24 from Coddies
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If your friend is into fishing, a pair of these colorful flip-flops will leave them reeling, as their feet will have newfound allure. The Fish Flops have been deemed by one customer to be "hilariously weird and surprisingly comfortable."

Emergency Underpants
Amazon

Emergency Underpants

$6 and up from Amazon
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Everyone deserves a chuckle on a crappy day, and these emergency underpants are sure to come to the rescue. An excellent gift for the most crotchety among us, this is a great one for your grumpy sweetie.

Nap Sack Sleep Hood
Amazon

Nap Sack Sleep Hood in a Box

$6 from Amazon
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This is just a gag gift box with the images on the outside. Hilarious, right? There's no sleep hood inside, but it's great for chuckles and you can put your actual gift inside.

E.M.T. Lunch Tote
Amazon

E.M.T. Lunch Tote

$20 from Amazon
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This makes a great gift for that friend, or family member who is sick of everyone asking them what they're having for lunch. The insulated tote is made to look like they're transporting human organs, something anyone with an offbeat sense of humor will love.

 

Fake Spider in a Box
Scarebox

Fake Spider in a Box

$23 from Scarebox
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For the arachnophobe in your life or the person who loves playing pranks, this spider is sure to bring plenty of shrieks and laughs when the unsuspecting recipient opens the box. It comes in its own box, and some reviewers have suggested decorating the outside so it's even more of a surprise. 


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WTF Notepad
Amazon

WTF Notepad

$5 from Amazon
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This notepad is great for that loved one who would rather just leave a grouchy message than argue. The WTF notepad offers plenty of prickly options such as "WTF were you thinking?" and "WTF is wrong with you?" and the notes can be applied to any situation they find annoying.

Emergency Clown Nose
Amazon

Emergency Clown Nose

$10 from Amazon
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For those times when a laugh is needed urgently, these emergency clown noses are a quick and easy way to bring on the chuckles anytime. The squishy foam noses can be used for any occasion, plus they come in a 12-pack so the whole family can share in the fun.

Moody Cards
Amazon

Moodycards

$10 from Amazon
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A handy gag gift for your moodiest loved one, this flippable pad comes with plenty of curmudgeonly statements that they can share with their co-workers (which, these days, may well be the other occupants of your home). The pad also comes with blank sides so they can write their own surly messages.

Snake in a Can
Amazon

Snake-in-a-Can

$13 from Amazon
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Another classic gag, the old snake-in-a-can trick is a great gift for any cranky friend, and this one has the 4-foot, 5-inch snake spring out of a potato chip can. Kids (and grown-up kids) will love it.

Burrito Blanket
Amazon

Burrito Blanket

$23 and up from Amazon
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For that Valentine who just can never get enough Chipotle, the ultimate burrito-themed gift: a round microfiber blanket printed to resemble a tortilla. Better yet, there are two different burrito patterns available and the blanket comes in four sizes.

Animal Paw-print Socks
Amazon
Roaring Chewbacca Mask
Amazon

Roaring Chewbacca Mask

$30 from Amazon
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Remember when Chewbacca Mom went viral a few years ago? Well, now you can relive those days with your very own Chewbacca mask. There's no guarantee you'll go viral, too, but you never know.

Dehydrated Water
Amazon

Dehydrated Water

$13 from Amazon
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A gag gift classic that your grandparents may have enjoyed, this can of "dehydrated" water will leave 'em laughing til their eyes are wet.

Shower Margarita Machine
Amazon

Shower Margarita Machine

$8 from Amazon
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You've heard of a shower beer, right? Well, if margaritas are your drink of choice, you could enjoy one while you lather up — if this wasn't an empty box.

Bob Ross Bobblehead
Amazon
Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Amazon
Monkey Vegetable Peeler
Amazon
Drinking Helmet
Amazon
Rubber Chicken
Amazon