This Valentine's Day, skip the usual flowers, chocolates, or fine jewelry and choose something to tickle your loved one's funny bone instead. Whether it's flowers made from bacon or a shower margarita machine, we've found hilarious gag gifts for every loved one on your Valentine's list.
Note: Prices and availability are subject to change.
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$90 from Bacon Addicts
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Is the way to a man's (or woman's) heart really through their stomach? Consider this the ultimate gift for testing that theory.
$15 from Natural Annie Essentials
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Want to celebrate surviving 2020 with a romantic scent? While there's no description for what this 100% vegan and recyclable candle smells like, we're hoping it is better than you'd expect of this trash fire of a year. On the bright side, reviewers say this candle smells "phenomenal," so really, it might be the highlight of the year that was.
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$20 from Amazon
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A wine glass that fits an entire bottle of wine seems like the ideal gag gift for the person in your life who loves wine but hates sharing. And hopefully the huge wine bottle glass will help brighten their mood a bit, though there are no guarantees.
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$8 from Amazon
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If bacon roses aren't enough for your Valentine, consider adding a bar of this bacon-scented bar soap. It's perfect for the meat-lover (or meathead) in your life.
$30 from Amazon
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This Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream lock is ideal for that loved one who refuses to share their pint of Chunky Monkey Ice Cream. The easy-to-assemble two-piece lock has a three-digit code to help keep their sweets secure. You may want to get yourself one of these, too.
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$6 from Amazon
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We all know someone who, asked what they want for Valentine's Day, says, "Nothing!" Instead of getting frustrated, get them what they want: Nothing! The Gift of Nothing comes wrapped in plastic with a little explanation about all the things the recipient can do with nothing.
$8.50 from Amazon
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For those who find flatulence funny, the classic whoopee cushion is the gag gift to end all gag gifts. (Of course, if you prank the wrong person, your relationship may end, too.)
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$2 from Off The Wagon
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When the words just aren't enough, simply offer someone a nice big pack of Shut The Hell Up gum. How romantic.
$10 from Amazon
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This profanity generator notebook lets you mix and match curses when standard profanity just won't do, and the resulting expressions are hilarious.
$12 from Amazon
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If they still don't get the hint, just hit the Blah Button and it will say exactly what's on your mind: "Blah, blah, blah." The battery operated button says "blah" 12 ways, including fast, slow, and in different voices.
$22 from Amazon
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No one will ever steal your lunch from the office refrigerator again with these gag sandwich bags that make it look like there's a bug crawling inside.
$24 from Coddies
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If your friend is into fishing, a pair of these colorful flip-flops will leave them reeling, as their feet will have newfound allure. The Fish Flops have been deemed by one customer to be "hilariously weird and surprisingly comfortable."
$6 and up from Amazon
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Everyone deserves a chuckle on a crappy day, and these emergency underpants are sure to come to the rescue. An excellent gift for the most crotchety among us, this is a great one for your grumpy sweetie.
$6 from Amazon
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This is just a gag gift box with the images on the outside. Hilarious, right? There's no sleep hood inside, but it's great for chuckles and you can put your actual gift inside.
$20 from Amazon
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This makes a great gift for that friend, or family member who is sick of everyone asking them what they're having for lunch. The insulated tote is made to look like they're transporting human organs, something anyone with an offbeat sense of humor will love.
$23 from Scarebox
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For the arachnophobe in your life or the person who loves playing pranks, this spider is sure to bring plenty of shrieks and laughs when the unsuspecting recipient opens the box. It comes in its own box, and some reviewers have suggested decorating the outside so it's even more of a surprise.
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$5 from Amazon
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This notepad is great for that loved one who would rather just leave a grouchy message than argue. The WTF notepad offers plenty of prickly options such as "WTF were you thinking?" and "WTF is wrong with you?" and the notes can be applied to any situation they find annoying.
$10 from Amazon
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For those times when a laugh is needed urgently, these emergency clown noses are a quick and easy way to bring on the chuckles anytime. The squishy foam noses can be used for any occasion, plus they come in a 12-pack so the whole family can share in the fun.
$10 from Amazon
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A handy gag gift for your moodiest loved one, this flippable pad comes with plenty of curmudgeonly statements that they can share with their co-workers (which, these days, may well be the other occupants of your home). The pad also comes with blank sides so they can write their own surly messages.
$13 from Amazon
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Another classic gag, the old snake-in-a-can trick is a great gift for any cranky friend, and this one has the 4-foot, 5-inch snake spring out of a potato chip can. Kids (and grown-up kids) will love it.
$23 and up from Amazon
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For that Valentine who just can never get enough Chipotle, the ultimate burrito-themed gift: a round microfiber blanket printed to resemble a tortilla. Better yet, there are two different burrito patterns available and the blanket comes in four sizes.
$10 from Amazon
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Let your inner animal out with these socks, printed with images of animal paws. Choose from seven different critters, including dogs, polar bears, and more.
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$30 from Amazon
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Remember when Chewbacca Mom went viral a few years ago? Well, now you can relive those days with your very own Chewbacca mask. There's no guarantee you'll go viral, too, but you never know.
$13 from Amazon
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A gag gift classic that your grandparents may have enjoyed, this can of "dehydrated" water will leave 'em laughing til their eyes are wet.
$8 from Amazon
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You've heard of a shower beer, right? Well, if margaritas are your drink of choice, you could enjoy one while you lather up — if this wasn't an empty box.
$7 from Amazon
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If someone you know loves painting happy clouds and pretty little trees, then this bobblehead gift set is for you. Bob has 10 catchphrases he can repeat, and a flip book of his best works is included.
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$7 from Amazon
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Add insult to injury with these Shakespearean Insult bandages. They'll protect minor cuts and scrapes with Elizabethan flair.
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$18 from Amazon
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If you have a foodie in your life who also appreciates a little whimsy in the kitchen, this funky monkey helper will probably bring a smile to his or her face.
$3 from Amazon
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The curmudgeon in your life probably hates having to get up from their favorite chair, so this helmet saves them the trouble by letting them drink two beers or sodas together without even having to lift a finger.
