White elephant parties might not be as prevalent when the holidays coincide with a pandemic, but if you're lucky enough to be invited to one, you're going to want to be prepared. In addition to taking safety precautions, that means showing up with a gift that people will covet (translation: steal) for its usefulness, quirkiness, or unrivaled hilarity. Here are ideas that fall into all three categories.
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It's funny looking, colorful, and provides pleasure — in other words, totally stealable.
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A swimsuit calendar, yes, but not the one you're thinking of. Instead, this version offers up a year's worth of adorable animal illustrations — from bears and sloths to tigers and penguins — suited up in their cutest bathing gear.
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Masks are likely to be a fun gift this season, and with this clever design, you can win the white elephant party.
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Few authors are as clever and witty as they are informative, but Bill Bryson is near the top of the list in that category. This bestselling book is equal parts human anatomy and humor.
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Sample review: "This is both ridiculous and spectacular. It just might be my best Amazon impulse-buy ever." Translation: a white elephant party hit in the making.
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The folks who make Chia Pets have introduced a few new products this year that capitalize on pop culture, including this adorable version. We honestly can't decide if this one or the Chewbacca version will be fought over more, so we'll let you make that call.
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This candle will resonate with your party participants on so many levels, we'll bet anyone who doesn't end up with it will be asking you where you found it.
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Literally everyone could use a serotonin boost these days. Give it to your party goers via unbearably endearing creatures.
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Sometimes the most popular gifts are the ones that are actually useful, and this coffee warmer will keep any work-from-homer fueled throughout the day.
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This hilarious book pays tribute to decades of bad bridal fashion that will have female white elephant guests in fits of laughter (that is, when the book isn't being stolen from them).
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In these trying times, it's almost a guarantee that this stylish set of cocktail tumblers is gonna be a hot ticket white elephant item. You might even want to steal 'em back yourself.
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Looking for a timely and topical gift? While there's no telling what this candle smells like, reviewers say it's got a "phenomenal" scent, which we're guessing means it doesn't evoke a dumpster fire.
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This is just one of those things that most people don't realize they want until they know it exists.
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Because cute but impractical gifts are just the type of gifts you should be toting along to the white elephant party. Each taco-dino holds two hard-shell tacos and makes meals a roaring good time for all.
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This 18-piece kit contains lots of steal-worthy stuff: a snack clip, comfy socks, face- and hand-cleansing towelettes, sporks, a sofa yoga guide, and a two-sided coin to help decide: "one more" or "go to bed."
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People cannot resist cute and miniature things, and we're guessing the participants at your white elephant get-together won't be any different.
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It's pretty much a guarantee that anything that was once advertised on late-night TV and seeped into the collective snark of the national consciousness will make for a perfect white elephant gift.
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Okay, yes, this is actually a sweatshirt, but with nearly 30 styles to choose from, you can find an option that someone at your white elephant party will decide they can't live without.
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Anyone can buy a tortilla blanket and think it's cute, but the truly imaginative know that bacon is going to trump tortilla at just about any white elephant gathering.
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A white elephant gift doesn't have to be funny or naughty to be stealable. Take, for instance, this set of 24 fortune-cookie-shaped bath bombs that are colorful, conceal a fortune inside, and contain "100% pure, natural ingredients and essential oils."
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It might not be the cleverest of gifts at the white elephant party, but it's warm and fuzzy when we could all use a little more warm and fuzzy in our lives. It comes in six different colors and patterns.
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Dog shaming is popular on social media and it won't be any less so at your white elephant gathering. This book offers 192 pages dedicated to the naughtiest (but clearly repentant, in some cases) pups.
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You cannot bring something as lame as a coaster set to a white elephant party and not expect it to get swapped. Unless, of course, the coasters you bring are so cool, clever, and fun that they will be a coveted item.
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There are few people out there who don't love dogs, and who can resist a collage of dogs making the goofiest faces possible while trying to catch a treat?
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Because, yes, there apparently is a slow cooker with every imaginable theme these days.
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It's been a helluva year and we could all use something to reverse any negative energy. There's bound to be one hippie at the party, right?
