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Bacon lovers are a passionate bunch, which should make it simple to find the perfect gift. But with so many awesome bacon-themed gift ideas out there, choosing just one could be a challenge. We've narrowed it down to make shopping for your favorite lover of all things bacon easier with this list of gifts.


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Broadbent B & B Foods

Bacon Lovers Trio Gift Pack

$53 from Broadbent's

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Kentucky-based Broadbent's has been selling ham and pork by mail since 1965 and specializes in country-style ham, bacon, and pork. This gift pack includes six packages of dry-cured, thick-cut bacon: maple, hickory, and pepper.


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Bacon Addicts

Bacon Hand Sanitizer

$12 from Bacon Addicts
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Because it was only a matter of time before someone figured out how to fight COVID-19 with bacon. (Best paired with a bacon-scented face mask.)


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Burgers' Smokehouse

Bacon Steak Sampler

$88 from Burgers' Smokehouse

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For four generations, the Burger family has been selling ham, bacon, and other pork and meat products from their base in California, Missouri. This six-pack of "steak cut" bacon (that's 1/4-inch thick) includes three flavors: applewood-smoked, peppered, and original.


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Meat Maniac

Meat Maniac Bacon Soda

$24 from Meat Maniac
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We'll just let the product description speak for us here: "The more you try to figure out how they did it, the more your head begins to throb." Twelve 12-ounce bottles.


Nueske's

Bacon Lover's Gift Basket

$79 from Nueske's

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Wisconsin-based Nueske's has been selling pork, beef, and poultry for nearly 90 years, specializing in smoked meats. Their bacon lover's gift basket gathers some of their best porky products: five kinds of bacon plus bacon-cheddar scones and bacon-cheddar spread. Prefer other breakfast meats? Nueske's has several other gift basket options available.


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The Stinky Candle Co.

The Stinky Candle Co. Bacon-Scented Candle

$13 from The Stinky Candle Co.
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We like ocean breezes and lavender as much as the next person, but this is one scent that's really crave-worthy.

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J&D's Baconnaise Creamy Bacon-Flavored Spread

$9 from Vat19
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Mayonnaise and bacon had a baby, and it's the cutest darn thing you've ever seen. Our egg salad will never be the same.


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Cratejoy

Bacon of the Month Club

$45 and up from Cratejoy

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Instead of showering your bacon-loving friend with a big gift basket, why not spread the porky goodness across the entire year? Pig of the Month BBQ will send two 1-pound packages of bacon every month (past flavors include: bourbon smoked black pepper, citrus sugar, and chipotle). Choose from one-, three-, six-, and 12-month options.

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Amazon

Fairly Odd Novelties Bacon Toilet Paper

$7 from Amazon
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Here's a gag gift that will improve your favorite bacon lover's crappy day, pun intended. Each order includes one 240-sheet roll.


The Kansas City Steak Company

Bacon-Wrapped Filet Mignon

Price varies from Kansas City Steak Co.

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Here's the perfect gift for someone who loves both bacon and steak. You'll find a number of bacon-wrapped options, including filet mignon and top sirloin, as well as other goodies like scallops and pork chops, plus bacon-infused ground beef and plain old bacon.


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Amazon

Late For the Sky Baconopoly

$41 from Amazon
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There's no way one of the most popular board games on earth could escape the bacon craze. Watch out for the pork belly tax — it's a doozy.


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Bacon Cotton Candy

$14 from Amazon (2 ct.)
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Everyone's favorite fair food gets the meaty makeover we all knew it needed with this handcrafted treat.

Manly Man Co.

Bacon-Scented Wrapping Paper

$20 from Manly Man Co.
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Remember your favorite childhood scratch-and-sniff stickers? They're all grown up now. This wrapping paper comes on a 30-inch roll and measures 8 feet in length.

Archie McPhee

Bacon Candy Canes

$6.50 from Archie McPhee
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We can all agree that peppermint is overrated, right? If you really want to knock someone's socks off, pair these with some macaroni and cheese candy canes.

Total Wine

Bakon Bacon-Flavored Vodka

$32 from Total Wine
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Let's toast the evil genius behind this bacon vodka, ready to give your next Bloody Mary that little extra savory something.


Etsy

Bacon Soap

$6 from Etsy
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Move over, Irish Spring. There's no reason to smell like some Emerald Isle waterfall when you can smell like greasy, caloric deliciousness instead.

Bacon Addicts

Long-Stem Bacon Roses

$90 from Bacon Addicts
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Is the way to a man's heart really through his stomach? Consider this the ultimate gift for testing that theory.


Adagio Teas

Adagio Bacon! Tea

$14 from Adagio Teas
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A product so startling that it demanded an exclamation point. "It's surprising just how much this actually tastes like bacon," one buyer says. "It even smells like bacon! In a weird tea-ish kind of way."

Bacon Freaks

Accoutrements Bacon Gumballs

$5 from Bacon Freak
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If you're one of those weirdos who prefers their bacon chewy instead of crispy, consider this your all-day ticket to Flavortown.

Amazon

Bubbletastic Bacon Bubble Blower

$40 from Amazon
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Full disclosure: These bacon-scented bubbles are meant for dogs, but we would totally understand if they make your kids happy, too.

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Riffs Bacon on the Go

$25 from Amazon
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These individually packaged, shelf-stable bacon strips are ready to eat whenever and wherever you get a carnivorous craving. That's right: You can trade in your purse full of granola bars for your own portable smokehouse. What a world.


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Bacon and Cheese Crick-ettes

$7 from Amazon
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Consider these a dare for the bacon lover in your life. How far will they go to prove that everything — yes, everything — tastes better with bacon?

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ManCrates

The Bacon Crate

$60 from ManCrates
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Bacon might be the ultimate culinary guilty pleasure. Here's a great way to indulge those shamelessly carnivorous cravings, from bacon jerky to bacon jam.


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