Bacon lovers are a passionate bunch, which should make it simple to find the perfect gift. But with so many awesome bacon-themed gift ideas out there, choosing just one could be a challenge. We've narrowed it down to make shopping for your favorite lover of all things bacon easier with this list of gifts.
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$53 from Broadbent's
Kentucky-based Broadbent's has been selling ham and pork by mail since 1965 and specializes in country-style ham, bacon, and pork. This gift pack includes six packages of dry-cured, thick-cut bacon: maple, hickory, and pepper.
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$12 from Bacon Addicts
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Because it was only a matter of time before someone figured out how to fight COVID-19 with bacon. (Best paired with a bacon-scented face mask.)
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$88 from Burgers' Smokehouse
For four generations, the Burger family has been selling ham, bacon, and other pork and meat products from their base in California, Missouri. This six-pack of "steak cut" bacon (that's 1/4-inch thick) includes three flavors: applewood-smoked, peppered, and original.
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$24 from Meat Maniac
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We'll just let the product description speak for us here: "The more you try to figure out how they did it, the more your head begins to throb." Twelve 12-ounce bottles.
$79 from Nueske's
Wisconsin-based Nueske's has been selling pork, beef, and poultry for nearly 90 years, specializing in smoked meats. Their bacon lover's gift basket gathers some of their best porky products: five kinds of bacon plus bacon-cheddar scones and bacon-cheddar spread. Prefer other breakfast meats? Nueske's has several other gift basket options available.
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$13 from The Stinky Candle Co.
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We like ocean breezes and lavender as much as the next person, but this is one scent that's really crave-worthy.
$9 from Vat19
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Mayonnaise and bacon had a baby, and it's the cutest darn thing you've ever seen. Our egg salad will never be the same.
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$45 and up from Cratejoy
Instead of showering your bacon-loving friend with a big gift basket, why not spread the porky goodness across the entire year? Pig of the Month BBQ will send two 1-pound packages of bacon every month (past flavors include: bourbon smoked black pepper, citrus sugar, and chipotle). Choose from one-, three-, six-, and 12-month options.
$7 from Amazon
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Because there's not a boo-boo in the world bacon can't fix, obviously. Each box contains 24 bandages, and there are about a dozen other fun shapes available.
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$7 from Amazon
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Here's a gag gift that will improve your favorite bacon lover's crappy day, pun intended. Each order includes one 240-sheet roll.
Price varies from Kansas City Steak Co.
Here's the perfect gift for someone who loves both bacon and steak. You'll find a number of bacon-wrapped options, including filet mignon and top sirloin, as well as other goodies like scallops and pork chops, plus bacon-infused ground beef and plain old bacon.
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$41 from Amazon
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There's no way one of the most popular board games on earth could escape the bacon craze. Watch out for the pork belly tax — it's a doozy.
$12 from Vat19
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They're shaped like bacon, they contain real bacon bits, and they're made in the U.S.A. Say it with us now: God bless America.
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$3.50 from Target
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What do you get when you combine two meat products with cult followings? A can of awesome, that's what.
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$14 from Amazon (2 ct.)
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Everyone's favorite fair food gets the meaty makeover we all knew it needed with this handcrafted treat.
$20 from Manly Man Co.
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Remember your favorite childhood scratch-and-sniff stickers? They're all grown up now. This wrapping paper comes on a 30-inch roll and measures 8 feet in length.
$6.50 from Archie McPhee
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We can all agree that peppermint is overrated, right? If you really want to knock someone's socks off, pair these with some macaroni and cheese candy canes.
$32 from Total Wine
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Let's toast the evil genius behind this bacon vodka, ready to give your next Bloody Mary that little extra savory something.
$6 from Etsy
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Move over, Irish Spring. There's no reason to smell like some Emerald Isle waterfall when you can smell like greasy, caloric deliciousness instead.
$90 from Bacon Addicts
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Is the way to a man's heart really through his stomach? Consider this the ultimate gift for testing that theory.
$14 from Adagio Teas
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A product so startling that it demanded an exclamation point. "It's surprising just how much this actually tastes like bacon," one buyer says. "It even smells like bacon! In a weird tea-ish kind of way."
$5 from Bacon Freak
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If you're one of those weirdos who prefers their bacon chewy instead of crispy, consider this your all-day ticket to Flavortown.
$40 from Amazon
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Full disclosure: These bacon-scented bubbles are meant for dogs, but we would totally understand if they make your kids happy, too.
$25 from Amazon
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These individually packaged, shelf-stable bacon strips are ready to eat whenever and wherever you get a carnivorous craving. That's right: You can trade in your purse full of granola bars for your own portable smokehouse. What a world.
$7 from Amazon
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Consider these a dare for the bacon lover in your life. How far will they go to prove that everything — yes, everything — tastes better with bacon?
$5 from Amazon
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Mmmmm … we're licking our lips just thinking about it.
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$60 from ManCrates
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Bacon might be the ultimate culinary guilty pleasure. Here's a great way to indulge those shamelessly carnivorous cravings, from bacon jerky to bacon jam.
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