Craziest Bacon Products

Meaty Marvels

Bacon lovers are a passionate bunch. Creative bacon dishes are a dime a dozen at restaurants across the country, but boundless enthusiasm for our favorite salty, fatty "meat candy" has led to innovations even the most passionate pork patrons might not have seen coming. Here are just a few eyebrow-raisers.

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Bacon Hand Sanitizer

$12 from Bacon Addicts
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Because it was only a matter of time before someone figured out how to fight COVID-19 with bacon. (Best paired with a bacon-scented face mask.)

Meat Maniac Bacon Soda

$24 from Meat Maniac (12 ct.)
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We'll just let the product description speak for us here: "The more you try to figure out how they did it, the more your head begins to throb."

J&D's Baconnaise Creamy Bacon-Flavored Spread

$9 from Vat19
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Mayonnaise and bacon had a baby, and it's the cutest darn thing you've ever seen. Our egg salad will never be the same.

BioSwiss Bacon Bandages

Buy on $3.95 $4.80

$6 from Amazon
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Because there's not a boo-boo in the world bacon can't fix, obviously.

The Stinky Candle Co. Bacon-Scented Candle

$12 from The Stinky Candle Co.
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We like ocean breezes and lavender as much as the next person, but this is one scent that's really crave-worthy.

Fairly Odd Novelties Bacon Toilet Paper

$7 from Amazon
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Here's a gag gift that will improve your favorite bacon lover's crappy day, pun intended.

Late For the Sky Baconopoly

$50 from Amazon
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There's no way one of the most popular board games on earth could escape the bacon craze. Watch out for the pork belly tax — it's a doozy.

Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm

Buy on $4.38 $6.99

$5.50 from Amazon
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Mmmmm … we're licking our lips just thinking about it.

Bacon Cotton Candy

Buy on $14.99

$19 from Amazon (2 ct.)
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Everyone's favorite fair food gets the meaty makeover we all knew it needed with this handcrafted treat.

Bacon-Scented Wrapping Paper

$20 from Manly Man Co.
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Remember your favorite childhood scratch-and-sniff stickers? They're all grown up now.

Bacon Candy Canes

$6.50 from Archie McPhee
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We can all agree that peppermint is overrated, right? If you really want to knock someone's socks off, pair these with some macaroni and cheese candy canes.

Bacon Duct Tape

$5 from Etsy
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This is a mashup that just makes sense. After all, bacon is the duct tape of food: It fixes everything.

Bakon Bacon-Flavored Vodka

$30 from Internet Wines
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Let's toast the evil genius behind this bacon vodka, ready to give your next Bloody Mary that little extra savory something.

BacoNutButter Bacon Peanut Butter

Buy on $14.00

$14 from Amazon
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An Amazon reviewer says it all: "If you like bacon and peanut butter you should get this. If you don't like either, then why are you reading this?"

Bacon Soap

$5 from Etsy
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Move over, Irish Spring. There's no reason to smell like some Emerald Isle waterfall when you can smell like greasy, caloric deliciousness instead.

Long-Stem Bacon Roses

$90 from Bacon Addicts
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Is the way to a man's heart really through his stomach? Consider this the ultimate gift for testing that theory.

Adagio Bacon! Tea

$14 from Adagio Teas
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A product so startling that it demanded an exclamation point. "It's surprising just how much this actually tastes like bacon," one buyer says. "It even smells like bacon! In a weird tea-ish kind of way."

Accoutrements Bacon Gumballs

$5 from Bacon Freak
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If you're one of those weirdos who prefers their bacon chewy instead of crispy, consider this your all-day ticket to Flavortown.

Bubbletastic Bacon Bubble Blower

Buy on $27.95

$30 from Amazon
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Full disclosure: These bacon-scented bubbles are meant for dogs, but we would totally understand if they make your kids happy, too.

Riffs Bacon on the Go

Buy on $24.95

$24 from Amazon
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These individually packaged, shelf-stable bacon strips are ready to eat whenever and wherever you get a carnivorous craving. That's right: You can trade in your purse full of granola bars for your own portable smokehouse. What a world.

Little Toader Baconease Appe-Teether

Buy on $6.99

$7 from Amazon
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Look, you gotta start 'em early. Don't worry: This teether is made of food-grade silicone, with no BPA, PVC, lead, or small parts. (We're also pretty sure it's low in cholesterol.)

Bacon Lollipops

$12 from Vat19
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They're shaped like bacon, they contain real bacon bits, and they're made in the U.S.A. Say it with us now: God bless America.

Accoutrements Waxed Bacon Floss

$6 from Amazon
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When you want to leave your mouth extra bacon-y fresh, it's bacon floss to the rescue. Plaque doesn't stand a chance against our favorite meaty marvel.