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The Craziest Bacon Products You Can Buy

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Bacon-Scented Wrapping Paper
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Meaty Marvels

Bacon lovers are a passionate bunch. Creative bacon dishes are a dime a dozen at restaurants across the country, but boundless enthusiasm for our favorite salty, fatty "meat candy" has led to innovations even the most passionate pork patrons might not have seen coming. Here are just a few eyebrow-raisers.

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Bacon Hand Sanitizer
Bacon Addicts
Meat Maniac Bacon Soda
Meat Maniac

Meat Maniac Bacon Soda

$24 from Meat Maniac (12 ct.)
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We'll just let the product description speak for us here: "The more you try to figure out how they did it, the more your head begins to throb." 

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J&D's Baconnaise Creamy Bacon-Flavored Spread
Vat19
BioSwiss Bacon Bandages
Amazon
The Stinky Candle Co. Bacon-Scented Candle
The Stinky Candle Co.

The Stinky Candle Co. Bacon-Scented Candle

$12 from The Stinky Candle Co.
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We like ocean breezes and lavender as much as the next person, but this is one scent that's really crave-worthy.

Fairly Odd Novelties Bacon Toilet Paper
Amazon
Late For the Sky Baconopoly
Amazon
Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm
Amazon
Bacon Cotton Candy
Amazon
Bacon-Scented Wrapping Paper
Manly Man Co.

Bacon-Scented Wrapping Paper

$20 from Manly Man Co.
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Remember your favorite childhood scratch-and-sniff stickers? They're all grown up now.

 Bacon Candy Canes
Archie McPhee

Bacon Candy Canes

$6.50 from Archie McPhee
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We can all agree that peppermint is overrated, right? If you really want to knock someone's socks off, pair these with some macaroni and cheese candy canes.

Bacon Duct Tape
Etsy

Bacon Duct Tape

$5 from Etsy
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This is a mashup that just makes sense. After all, bacon is the duct tape of food: It fixes everything.

Bakon Bacon-Flavored Vodka
Internet Wines
BacoNutButter Bacon Peanut Butter
Amazon

BacoNutButter Bacon Peanut Butter

$14 from Amazon
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An Amazon reviewer says it all: "If you like bacon and peanut butter you should get this. If you don't like either, then why are you reading this?"

Bacon Soap
Etsy

Bacon Soap

$5 from Etsy
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Move over, Irish Spring. There's no reason to smell like some Emerald Isle waterfall when you can smell like greasy, caloric deliciousness instead.

Long-Stem Bacon Roses
Bacon Addicts
Adagio Bacon! Tea
Adagio Teas

Adagio Bacon! Tea

$14 from Adagio Teas
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A product so startling that it demanded an exclamation point. "It's surprising just how much this actually tastes like bacon," one buyer says. "It even smells like bacon! In a weird tea-ish kind of way." 

Accoutrements Bacon Gumballs
Bacon Freaks

Accoutrements Bacon Gumballs

$5 from Bacon Freak
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If you're one of those weirdos who prefers their bacon chewy instead of crispy, consider this your all-day ticket to Flavortown.

Bubbletastic Bacon Bubble Blower
Amazon

Bubbletastic Bacon Bubble Blower

$30 from Amazon
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Full disclosure: These bacon-scented bubbles are meant for dogs, but we would totally understand if they make your kids happy, too.

Riffs Bacon on the Go
Amazon
Little Toader Baconease Appe-Teether
Amazon

Little Toader Baconease Appe-Teether

$7 from Amazon
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Look, you gotta start 'em early. Don't worry: This teether is made of food-grade silicone, with no BPA, PVC, lead, or small parts. (We're also pretty sure it's low in cholesterol.)

Bacon Lollipops
Vat19
Accoutrements Waxed Bacon Floss
Amazon

Accoutrements Waxed Bacon Floss

$6 from Amazon
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When you want to leave your mouth extra bacon-y fresh, it's bacon floss to the rescue. Plaque doesn't stand a chance against our favorite meaty marvel.

Spam With Bacon
Target
Bacon and Cheese Crick-ettes
Amazon

Bacon and Cheese Crick-ettes

$7 from Amazon
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Consider these a dare for the bacon lover in your life. How far will they go to prove that everything — yes, everything — tastes better with bacon?