Funniest Face Masks You Can Buy

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Who would have thought a year ago that we'd all be shopping for face masks — that it would be the accessory of the year. Some masks are pretty, some are functional, some are just … there. But if you've been looking for a mask to get into the Halloween spirit, or just something that might bring a smile (you won't be able to see) to someone else's face — look no further.

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Vampire Face Mask

$10 from Etsy
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This one might make those folks who give mask-wearers dirty looks think twice about that practice.

Crayola SchoolMaskPack Halloween-Themed Face Masks

$27-$40 from SchoolMaskPack
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Crayola is offering mask packs in adult (linked above) and kid sizes (here and here) for Halloween. Each pack comes with five masks and a mesh laundry bag, and the masks have adjustable ear straps and a nose clip.

Bearded Man Face Mask

$13 from Zazzle
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We're not saying women should wear this, but … oh yes, we are — women should wear this.

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Happy Hallothanksmas Black Cat Mask

$10-$12 from TeePublic
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For a Halloween mask that will take you through to Thanksgiving and Christmas (though maybe not in the most festive of ways), there's this option. It's available in adult and kid sizes.

Halloween Themed Terror Printing — Amazon

Pumpkin King Face Mask

$7 from Amazon
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We love the creepy scene on this face mask, and how the colors almost give it a metallic sheen. That said, if the pumpkin king gives you nightmares, this one comes in nine more Halloween-appropriate styles.

VILLAGE WITCH FLAT FACE MASK — Look Human

Village Witch Mask

$10 and up from Look Human
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This mask, which might help keep people even more than 6 feet away from you, comes in three styles: flat, accordion, and neck gaiter.

RICOVO LED Rechargeable Face Mask — Amazon

LED Light-Changing Face Mask

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$30 from Amazon
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This would be a cool mask to build a costume around that would also let you keep a closer eye on your kid among the throngs of them on Halloween. It's rechargeable and features 11 lighting modes.

Creepy Face Masks — Set of 4

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$19 from Amazon
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Looking for masks for the whole family? This set features four scary visages that are printed on ice silk cotton and have adjustable ear straps.

Embroidered Raven & Pumpkin Face Mask

$16 from Etsy
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We love an embroidered face mask and this one is more artful than most. Double layered in linen and cotton, it comes in gray or black

Jack-O-Lantern Face Masks

$6 from Amazon
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If it's just not Halloween until you're elbow-deep in pumpkin guts, you'll love this set of 14 masks to choose from, each a different take on carved pumpkins.

'Maybe Today, Satan' Face Mask

$10 from Look Human
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Here's just another mask in a long line of them that pretty much states how so many of us feel about this year.

Ouija Board Face Mask

$14 from Look Human
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This mask is just weird and dark enough to be perfect for these pandemic times.

Sugar Skull Face Shield

$10 from Zazzle
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If you've always wanted to commit to a Day of the Dead-themed Halloween costume but doubted your cosmetic skills, 2020 is your year. This full-face shield can be printed three ways: partial transparent, automatic opaque, or advance opaque.

Horror Movie Villains-'Friends' Mashup Mask

$7 from Etsy
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Take something pop-culture ubiquitous and make it creepy? That's what this clever mask does.

Kids' Animal Face Masks

$10 from Old Navy
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Looking for a simple mask to complement a youngster's costume for the holidays? These masks come in three-packs and six different animal-grouping options.

Silly Faces Face Masks

$5 from Etsy
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Another fun option for little kids, you can choose from more than 20 silly and cute faces — among them, "drool face," "tongue out," and "birdy eyes."

Shrek Face Mask

$14 from Redbubble
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We might be 10 years past the last "Shrek" film, but a fifth movie is in the works, so you won't seem entirely out of touch with pop culture if you sport this one.

Crazy Cats Face Mask

$15 at BOA
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Some people just love anything with cats. Perhaps the internet has taught you this. This is the mask for that person.

Ice Cream Cat Face Mask

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$19 from Amazon
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Because animals doing human things are funny, here's a cat eating an ice cream cone, standing underneath a watermelon umbrella raining seeds, looking very unimpressed by the whole thing. We feel you, kitty.

Freddy Krueger Face Mask

$13 from Etsy
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Remember "Nightmare on Elm Street?" Yikes. This mask will turn at least half your face into that terrifying mass murderer and dermatological evader, Freddy Krueger.

Freddy's Sweater Face Mask

$15 from Redbubble
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For something a little more subtle that won't frighten little kids, we really love the nod to Krueger's preferred attire (and weapon) of choice on this mask.

Pup Nose Face Mask

$13 from Zazzle
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Because puppy noses on human faces are just funny. And weird. And cute.

Mega-Lips Face Mask

$13 from Zazzle
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If you're the type of person who gets a giggle out of people confusedly staring at you, this one will keep you giggling, we suspect.

Salem Witch Face Mask

$12 from Redbubble
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With ravens, candles, herbs, chalices, all-seeing eyes, daggers, and more spooky stuff in the pattern, it's pretty much a guarantee you'll get some folks wondering if you dabble in the Dark Arts.

Jason Face Mask

$14 from Redbubble
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If another infamous 1980s cinematic serial killer is more your jam, check out this "Friday the 13th"-themed mask.

Personalized T-Rex Face Shield

$10 from Zazzle
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There's actually so many of these masks on Zazzle that it's hard to choose just one or two we love, but if you've got a dino-loving kiddo at home, this mask — which you can personalize with his or her name — is pretty darn cool.

Autumn Tartan Face Mask

$13 from Zazzle
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If you just like to get in the spirit of things without getting full-on creepy, this mask does the trick.

Hanging Black Cat Face Mask

$12 from Redbubble
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We just kinda love the simplicity of this one, plus the cat's expression pretty much sums up how we all feel about 2020.

Black Cat vs Coronavirus Mask — TeePublic

Stabby Cat Face Mask

$15 from TeePublic
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A cat, stabbing the coronavirus, wearing a mask, and asking "WHAT?" It's just another cat on another mask that's channeling these dark times.

Social Distancing World Champion Funny Bigfoot Mask — TeePublic

Bigfoot Face Mask

$15 from TeePublic
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We appreciate you, Bigfoot, now more than ever.

Good Grief Face Mask

$15 from Etsy
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If you're less of a potty mouth but still angry at 2020, this could be the face mask for you.

Calm Down, Karen Face Mask

$11 from Etsy
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With apologies to the Karens of the world (the ones who don't deserve the snarky moniker, anyway), this one is funny and explains those seasonal sneezes.

Batman and Robin Face Mask

$10 from Etsy
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Because we'll never forget the toilet paper debacle of the spring of 2020.

Dog With Burger Face Mask

$15 from Etsy
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This one's just downright cute, and if you don't dig the burger version, there are also "smiling dog" and "good boy" alternatives.

'Like a Good Neighbor ... ' Face Mask

$10 from Etsy
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A mask that reminds people why we wear masks and is catchy? Yes, please!

'You Look Funny …' Face Mask

$16 from Etsy
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Because it does exactly what it implies it does, but also because everyone looks less threatening — even the non-mask wearers — when they cock their head like a dog that wants a treat.