$2.62 for an 8-pack from Walmart
I was very curious to see how they’d differentiate this from Brown Sugar Cinnamon, considering that’s basically the flavor profile of a snickerdoodle. Thus begins a tale of sabotage.
Turns out this is an unfrosted Pop-Tart. Fooled me. I’m sure you’ve noticed I’ve omitted the unfrosted versions from this ranking because I see those as a waste of time. All of them are worse than their frosted counterpart. Though Snickerdoodle doesn't say “Frosted” on the box the way the others do, the artwork here is very misleading.
Let me tell you the next thing that happened. When my toaster popped up to show me the Tart was done, it did so alone. There was no Pop-Tart in the slot. I looked down and saw that my Snickerdoodle had fallen to the bottom of my toaster. It took so long to get it out. Royally messed up my toaster. Every time I turned it on after that, it began to smoke and burn. I need to buy a new toaster now.
Because I have the adaptability of an Alpine ibex, I tasted the next one at room temp. It was dusty and dry, like taking a bite of a wall, and filled with a sticky, caramely, cinnamony substance. I truly hated it.
One of the many ways that I’m like Denzel Washington is that I love to dispense justice. So, here, take a last place rating. Idiot Snickerdoodle.