gifts for men that have everything
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gifts for men that have everything
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Gifts for Guys Who Have It All

Men who say they don’t want or need a gift are such fibbers. Of course they want gifts! They just want to be difficult about it. No worries. Find the perfect gift to melt his resolve with this guide for guys who say they have everything.

Price and availability are subject to change.

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Bacon Express
iWoot

Bacon Express

$72 from iWoot
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Just when you thought you'd seen it all. This quirky kitchen appliance is for the serious bacon lover, designed to cook up to six strips of bacon at a time. Place the meat over the nonstick heating element, close the cooker doors, set the timer, and start salivating. (Just don't forget to empty the drip tray when you're done.)

Custom Pet Silhouette Art
Minted

Custom Pet Silhouette Art

$38 and up from Minted
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Anyone can take a picture of their pet and have it framed. Go above and beyond by giving your pal a custom silhouette of their beloved animal friend. Prints are available in sizes ranging from 5 inches by 7 inches to 16 inches by 20 inches, framed or unframed, in a variety of colors. 

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Voyager Golden
Ozma Records

Voyager Golden Record Box Set

$98 from Ozma Records
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The perfect soundtrack for space geeks, record nerds, and PBS binge-watchers of a certain age, this three-album set replicates the audio content engraved on the Golden Disc aboard the Voyager spacecraft. The boxed set includes a 96-page booklet about the original mission and recording, plus an essay by the Golden Disc’s producer.

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Segway Ninebot
Amazon
Summerboard SBX
Summerboard
Nice Butt Bath Mat
iWoot

Nice Butt Bathmat

$25 from iWoot
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There's nothing like the sensation of a warm, fluffy bathmat underfoot as you step out of the shower in the morning. If this mat's message isn't saucy enough, iWoot carries several other designs, some of which are definitely for adults only. Made of 100% polyester, the bathmat measures approximately 19.5 inches by 27.5 inches.

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Poster
Factory 43

A Catchy Poster

$50 from Factory 43
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Seattle-based Factory 43 has made a name for itself with artfully illustrated concert posters, eye-catching T-shirts, and accessories that appeal to a local sense of pride. Whether it’s a limited-edition print celebrating national parks, enameled pins with clever critters, or a “lovable loser” Chicago Cubs tee, Factory 43 has whimsy on speed dial.


Keyport Pivot
Amazon

Keyport Pivot

$17 from Amazon
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This is a multitool for the digital age, which is another way of saying it’s the perfect gift for the guy who is always carrying keys, pens, thumb drives, and whatnot in his pockets. The Pivot has room for six keys, or a mix of keys and extra-cost inserts such as a flashlight, pen, knife, and USB drive. Bonus: There are two years of free return/replace service in case a Pivot is lost. Available in three colors and sizes.

Bacon Soap
Amazon
Samosa Maker
iWoot

Samosa Maker

$62 from iWoot
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Waffle irons are nice, but nothing special. Give the guy who has everything in his kitchen a unique appliance that can expand his culinary horizons. This nonstick contact grill can make up to 24 samosas at once. Include a suitable cookbook as a bonus, such as The Samosa Cookbook by Bobby Flatt ($15 from Amazon).

Heritage Bicycle
Heritage Bicycles

A Hipster-Worthy Bike That’s Made in the U.S.A.

$899 and up from Heritage 
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Heritage is the first company to make a bike wholly in Chicago since Schwinn relocated from the city in the '70s. This model also comes in two- and three-speed versions (at an additional cost). It also sells coffee beans, so Mr. Got It All can caffeinate before hitting the road.


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Cave Tools Meat Claws
Amazon
Custom Bobblehead Doll
Etsy

A Custom Bobblehead Doll

$85.50 from Etsy
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Send in a photo and get a bobblehead doll back. All you gotta do is wrap it up and give it to Mr. Has Everything Except This. There are a number of vendors on Etsy selling similar bobbleheads; the dolls from Unique MiniMe get exceptionally positive reviews for craftsmanship and accurate likenesses.

Grow Your Own Venus Fly Trap
iWoot
Man Cave Apartment/Airplane Hangar in Geneva, Florida
Airbnb

An Overnight Adventure in an Airplane Hangar

Rent it on Airbnb

Northeast of Orlando, this man cave in an airplane hangar sleeps up to three guests. There's a bar, fireplace, a full bathroom, and plenty of eclectic decor. In the nearby garage, the owners work on classic cars, farm equipment, "and other manly things."

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New York Coffee Cup
NY Coffee Cup
Holder
Uncommon Goods

Eye-Catching Eyeglasses Holder

$18 from Uncommon Goods
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Is he the type who’s always misplacing his glasses — even if he won’t admit it? This wooden eyeglasses holder, just shy of 6 inches tall, provides the perfect perch for a pair of specs. It's handcrafted in India, and a portion of the proceeds benefit the communities that make them.

Omaha Steaks
Omaha Steaks
Axis 8-Piece Watch Winder
Neiman Marcus
Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug B07NQRM6ML
Amazon

Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug

$130 from Amazon
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Why use a regular coffee mug when you can sip your brew from a rechargeable, microprocessor-enabled coffee mug? Use the app to monitor, adjust, and set custom temperatures for up to 90 minutes so every sip is perfect no matter what's inside.

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Best Cat Dad Ever
TP Apparel LLC
Cigar Cutter
Neiman Marcus

A Lacquered Table Top Cigar Cutter

$200 from Neiman Marcus
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For the cigar aficionado, this isn’t just a cigar cutter. It’s a statement piece that says, “I have everything I could wish for.”

Culinary Torch
Amazon

Culinary Torch

$28 from Amazon
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This handheld butane torch can be used for a variety of purposes, including caramelizing crème brûlée, browning meringues, searing meat, melting cheese for a perfectly gratinéed french onion soup, making s'mores, or just impressing friends with all the kitchen gizmos he's got.

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