gifts for men that have everything
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gifts for men that have everything
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“You Shouldn’t Have… but I’m Glad You Did.”

Men who say they don’t want or need a gift are such fibbers. Of course they want gifts! They just want to be difficult about it. No worries. Find the perfect gift to melt his resolve with this guide for guys who say they have everything.

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Voyager Golden
Ozma Records

Voyager Golden Record Box Set

$98 from Ozma Records
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The perfect soundtrack for space geeks, record nerds, and PBS binge-watchers of a certain age, this three-album set replicates the audio content engraved on the Golden Disc aboard the Voyager spacecraft. The boxed set includes a 96-page booklet about the original mission and recording, plus an essay by the Golden Disc’s producer.

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Theragun Vibrating Massage Gun
Amazon

Theragun Vibrating Massage Gun

$599 from Amazon
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This pricey percussion massage gun is what you give your running buddy who insists that he has everything, even as he’s fighting off a post-run charley horse. If you’re feeling less generous but still want to give ’em a gift to work out their muscle kinks, this knock-off model from Amazon also gets great reviews.

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Poster
Factory 43

A Catchy Poster

$50 from Factory 43
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Seattle-based Factory 43 has made a name for themselves with artfully illustrated concert posters, eye-catching T-shirts, and accessories that appeal to a local sense of pride. Whether it’s a limited-edition print celebrating the national parks, enameled pins with clever critters, or a “lovable loser” Chicago Cubs tee, Factory 43 has whimsy on speed dial.

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Keyport Pivot
Amazon

Keyport Pivot

$18 from Amazon
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This is a multitool for the digital age, which is another way of saying it’s the perfect gift for the guy who is always carrying keys, pens, thumb drives, and whatnot in his pockets. The Pivot has room for six keys, or a mix of keys and extra-cost inserts like a flashlight, pen, knife, and USB drive. Bonus: It comes with two years of free return/replace service in case you lose your Pivot. Available in three colors and two other sizes.

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Heritage Bicycle
Heritage Bicycles

A Hipster-Worthy Bike That’s Made in the U.S.A.

$899 and up from Heritage Bicycles
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Heritage General Store is the first company to produce a completely Chicago-made bike since Schwinn relocated from the city in the '70s. This model also comes in two- and three-speed versions (at an additional cost). They also sell coffee beans, so Mr. Got It All can caffeinate before he hits the road.

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Wood Beer Cap Map
Beer Cap Maps

Wood Beer Cap Map

$75 from Beer Cap Maps
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Give that beer lover in your life a way to put their passion on display. This wooden map is 3 feet long, with room for 177 bottle caps from their favorite beers and breweries.

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Custom Bobblehead Doll
Etsy

A Custom Bobblehead Doll

$86 from Etsy
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Send in a photo and get a bobblehead doll back. All you gotta do is wrap it up and give it to Mr. Has Everything Except This. There are a number of vendors on Etsy selling similar bobbleheads; the dolls from Unique MiniMe get exceptionally positive reviews for their craftsmanship and accurate likenesses.

Man Cave Apartment/Airplane Hangar in Geneva, Florida
Airbnb

An Overnight Adventure in an Airplane Hangar

Rent it on Airbnb

Located northeast of Orlando, this man cave in an airplane hangar sleeps up to three guests. There's a bar, fireplace, a full bathroom, and plenty of eclectic decor. In the nearby garage, the owners work on classic cars, farm equipment, "and other manly things."

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Sterling Silver Tape Measure
Tiffany and Co.
New York Coffee Cup
NY Coffee Cup
Holder
Uncommon Goods

Eye-Catching Eyeglasses Holder

$18 from Uncommon Goods
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Is he the type who’s always misplacing his glasses — even if he won’t admit it? This wooden eyeglasses holder measures just shy of 6 inches tall and provides the perfect perch for a pair of specs. They’re handcrafted in India, and a portion of the proceeds benefit the communities that produce them.

Omaha Steaks
Omaha Steaks

A Subscription to Some Steaks

$80 and up from Omaha Steaks
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Omaha Steaks pretty much wrote the book when it comes to the meat-by-mail business. Founded in Nebraska by immigrants in 1917, they’ve been selling meat by mail since the 1950s. Monthly, bi-monthly, and quarterly box plans available.

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Axis 8-Piece Watch Winder
Neiman Marcus

Axis 8-Piece Watch Winder

$3,300 from Neiman Marcus
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If he truly is one who has it all, then surely he must have an arm full of luxury wrist watches. Maybe a Rolex or Longines lying about? This locking steel case will keep up to eight fine watches organized and in proper working order by keeping them wound.

Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug B07NQRM6ML
Amazon

Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug

$150 from Amazon
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Why use a regular coffee mug when you can sip your brew from a rechargeable, microprocessor-enabled coffee mug? Use the app to monitor, adjust, and set custom temperatures for up to 90 minutes, so every sip is perfect, no matter what's inside.

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Gemmy 44743
Amazon

Inflatable Movie Screen

$129 and up from Amazon
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Why go out to the drive-in when you can bring the drive-in home to your driveway, backyard, or pool area. Owners say it inflates quickly and is a cinch to set up and take down, though some people say the white screen is prone to wrinkling. It measures 10 feet by just under 6 feet, which we guarantee is bigger than the TV set in your living room. A storage bag is included.

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Best Cat Dad Ever Laptop Sticker
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VicTsing Shower Speaker, Wireless Waterproof Speaker
Amazon
Cigar Cutter
Neiman Marcus

A Lacquered Table Top Cigar Cutter

$200 from Neiman Marcus
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For the cigar aficionado, this isn’t just a cigar cutter. It’s a statement piece that says, “I have everything I could wish for.”

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Belly Bag
Neiman Marcus

A Ridiculously Expensive Belly Bag

$695 from Neiman Marcus
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Because if he will never, ever have absolutely, positively everything until he owns one of these… ’Nuff said.

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