Men who say they don’t want or need a gift are such fibbers. Of course they want gifts! They just want to be difficult about it. No worries. Find the perfect gift to melt his resolve with this guide for guys who say they have everything.
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$66 from iWoot
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Just when you thought you'd seen it all. This quirky kitchen appliance is for the serious bacon lover, designed to cook up to six strips of bacon at a time. Place the meat over the nonstick heating element, close the cooker doors, set the timer, and start salivating. (Just don't forget to empty the drip tray when you're done.)
$69-$99 from NoteCube
This is a wonderful personalized gift to make a man who already has it all feel special. The concept is simple: You tell NoteCube about your recipient, and use the site's tools to edit and add notes (typically between 40-60 but NoteCube recommends at least 20). Finally, add some photos and choose a style of NoteCube. When everything is just how you want it, you finalize and pay for your order and it gets shipped.
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$58 and up from Minted
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Anyone can take a picture of their pet and have it framed. Go above and beyond by giving your pal a custom silhouette of their beloved animal friend. Prints are available in sizes ranging from 5 inches by 7 inches to 16 inches by 20 inches, framed or unframed, in a variety of colors.
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$98 from Ozma Records
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The perfect soundtrack for space geeks, record nerds, and PBS binge-watchers of a certain age, this three-album set replicates the audio content engraved on the Golden Disc aboard the Voyager spacecraft. The boxed set includes a 96-page booklet about the original mission and recording, plus an essay by the Golden Disc’s producer.
$510 from Amazon
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The Ninebot travels up to 10 mph and travel nearly 14 miles on a full charge. Did we mention that you steer with your knees? Better buy a safety helmet to go with it.
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$25 from iWoot
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There's nothing like the sensation of a warm, fluffy bathmat underfoot as you step out of the shower in the morning. If this mat's message isn't saucy enough, iWoot carries several other designs, some of which are definitely for adults only. Made of 100% polyester, the bathmat measures approximately 19.5 inches by 27.5 inches.
$50 from Factory 43
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Seattle-based Factory 43 has made a name for itself with artfully illustrated concert posters, eye-catching T-shirts, and accessories that appeal to a local sense of pride. Whether it’s a limited-edition print celebrating national parks, enameled pins with clever critters, or a “lovable loser” Chicago Cubs tee, Factory 43 has whimsy on speed dial.
$15 from Amazon
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This is a multitool for the digital age, which is another way of saying it’s the perfect gift for the guy who is always carrying keys, pens, thumb drives, and whatnot in his pockets. The Pivot has room for six keys, or a mix of keys and extra-cost inserts such as a flashlight, pen, knife, and USB drive. Bonus: There are two years of free return/replace service in case a Pivot is lost. Available in three colors and sizes.
$15 from Amazon
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Bacon makes everything better, even soap. This bacon-scented bar would make a great companion gift to the Bacon Express, perfect for washing up after the meal.
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$56 from iWoot
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Waffle irons are nice, but nothing special. Give the guy who has everything in his kitchen a unique appliance that can expand his culinary horizons. This nonstick contact grill can make up to 24 samosas at once. Include a suitable cookbook as a bonus, such as The Samosa Cookbook by Bobby Flatt ($15 from Amazon).
$950 and up from Heritage
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Heritage is the first company to make a bike wholly in Chicago since Schwinn relocated from the city in the '70s. This model also comes in two- and three-speed versions (at an additional cost). It also sells coffee beans, so Mr. Got It All can caffeinate before hitting the road.
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$13 from Amazon
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Strong enough to shred slow-cooked, grilled, or smoked meat, these BPA-free plastic claws can also be used to pick up food and carve large pieces of meat without slippage.
$85 from Etsy
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Send in a photo and get a bobblehead doll back. All you gotta do is wrap it up and give it to Mr. Has Everything Except This. There are a number of vendors on Etsy selling similar bobbleheads; the dolls from Unique MiniMe get exceptionally positive reviews for craftsmanship and accurate likenesses.
Rent it on Airbnb
Northeast of Orlando, this man cave in an airplane hangar sleeps up to three guests. There's a bar, fireplace, a full bathroom, and plenty of eclectic decor. In the nearby garage, the owners work on classic cars, farm equipment, "and other manly things."
$18 from Uncommon Goods
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Is he the type who’s always misplacing his glasses — even if he won’t admit it? This wooden eyeglasses holder, just shy of 6 inches tall, provides the perfect perch for a pair of specs. It's handcrafted in India, and a portion of the proceeds benefit the communities that make them.
$90 and up from Omaha Steaks
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Omaha Steaks pretty much wrote the book when it comes to the meat-by-mail business. Founded in Nebraska by immigrants in 1917, it's been selling meat by mail since the 1950s. Monthly, bimonthly, and quarterly box plans available.
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$3,889 from Neiman Marcus
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If he truly is one who has it all, then surely he must have an arm full of luxury wrist watches. Maybe a Rolex or Longines lying about? This locking steel case will keep up to eight fine watches organized and in proper working order by keeping them wound.
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$120 from Amazon
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Why use a regular coffee mug when you can sip your brew from a rechargeable, microprocessor-enabled coffee mug? Use the app to monitor, adjust, and set custom temperatures for up to 90 minutes so every sip is perfect no matter what's inside.
$2 from TeePublic
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Dudes love cats, too, and those devoted male pet owners deserve some kitty-loving cred. It makes a great stocking stuffer, or you can throw a few more cat stickers into the mix to make it a true gift.
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$171 from Neiman Marcus
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For the cigar aficionado, this isn’t just a cigar cutter. It’s a statement piece that says, “I have everything I could wish for.”
$30 from Amazon
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This handheld butane torch can be used for a variety of purposes, including caramelizing crème brûlée, browning meringues, searing meat, melting cheese for a perfectly gratinéed french onion soup, making s'mores, or just impressing friends with all the kitchen gizmos he's got.
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