This Week in Ridiculously Expensive Homes: An Unbelievable $200 Million Caribbean Estate

If you have the money, you can live in a sprawling mansion surrounded by celebrity neighbors, the Atlantic Ocean, and some really questionable style choices. Oh, who are we kidding? You’d totally makeover the place. We’re guessing you have the budget, right?

Now this amazing island getaway can be bought by anyone who can shell out $200 million. So, you know, not a lot of people.

How luxe is this place? It’s the focus of a two-minute movie from real estate agency Knight Frank that’s more watchable than most of what you find on Netflix.

Though some of these rooms, like this enormous sitting room, are so big it’s impossible to decorate it, the arched doorways are pretty spectacular.

While the bedrooms are fancy, there’s more than just the enormous main house. There are seven reception rooms, a chapel, and guest cottages. Oh, and there’s another swimming pool.

This enormous island estate has the oomph (a blend of Palladium and Venetian styles) to make you feel as if you’ve gone back to 16th century Italy. Without the land scurvy and typhoid.

This southern Caribbean island is in the country of St. Vincent and the Grenadines, but the very famous who live there, like Mick Jagger and Tommy Hilfiger, are probably hoping you never find it.

Don’t want to be seen (or just don’t want to deal with the hot Caribbean sun)? There’s a 60-foot tunnel that connects the main house to a 12,000-square-foot building. When you get there, you can enjoy an event hall and game room. And no one has to know.

While there’s plenty to catch your eye here (including a really ugly dining room light fixture), do check out the statues throughout the Terraces.

The bar has hidden and under-cabinet lighting that’s not period-specific but does scream Miami sports bar, if you’re interested.

The views of the Atlantic Ocean from the covered areas are pretty spectacular.

The outdoors are just as beautiful as the indoors here, with impressive statuary and lots of fountains. Lots and lots of fountains.