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Gifts for the Lovable Lady Pottymouth in Your Life

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We Swear She'll Love These

We all know one. Some of us may even be one. If you have a lady in your life who swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs (nod to Iris DeMent and John Prine fans) or is known to let curses slip left and right without even realizing it, you can bet she'll appreciate one of the gifts on this list.


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Middle Finger Necklace
Etsy

Middle Finger Necklace

$18 from Etsy

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Is she having a hard time with the boss? Are the teenage spawn mouthing off to her again? She can wear this necklace beneath her shirt (or let it show, if she's feeling like she's fresh out of you-know-whats) and sass back without even saying a word.


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Swear Words Keychain
Etsy
Cat Cupcakes Shirt
TeePublic

Black Cat Fucupcakes Tee

$20 from Tee Public

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If she's not amused by people who won't STFU, she'll feel a kinship with this culinary cat, who also wishes everyone would just stop blathering on.

Holy Sh*t: A Brief History of Swearing
Amazon
Bad*ss Bracelet
Etsy

Bad*ss Bracelet

$15 and up from Etsy

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This simple yet effective statement piece from Etsy seller Cynical Redhead comes in brass or aluminum and can be gifted to any confident woman aware of her own worth.


Decorative Gourd Season Cross Stitch Print
Etsy

Decorative Gourd Season Cross Stitch Print

$45 from Etsy

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Because sometimes you want a side of seasonality with your F-bombs. Or maybe it's because decorative gourds are a little absurd? Either way, if she has a sense of humor, she'll appreciate this framed cross-stitch print. 


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Classy ... Pillow Cover
Amazon

Classy ... Pillow Cover

$7 from Amazon

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It's a classy font. In classy and clean black and white. Only the words are dirty. It's perfection.

"Vert Der Ferk" Tee
TeePublic

"Vert Der Ferk" Tee

$20 from Tee Public

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This T-shirt is funny no matter if you know the character on it or not (for the record, it's The Swedish Chef from "The Muppet Show"). It's available in five styles, more than two dozen colors, and sizes up to 5XL.

Profanity Tea Towel
Etsy
Profanity Neon Notebooks
Etsy

Profanity Neon Notebooks

$10 from Etsy

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What could be better than notebooks emblazoned with cuss words? Neon notebooks emblazoned with cuss words, thank you very (redacted) much.

Morse Code Swear Word Bracelet
Etsy

Morse Code Swear Word Bracelet

$24 and up from Etsy

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If the woman in question is a mom with younger kids, she might not appreciate some of the other gifts on this list that quite literally spell out curse words. But she'll probably love the secret sass behind these morse code-inspired bracelets that offer a few choices on pottymouth pithiness.

Here We ... Go Again Mug
Etsy
Bards Dispense Profanity Game
Uncommon Goods

Bards Dispense Profanity Game

$25 from Uncommon Goods

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Just because her vocabulary is littered with dirty words doesn't mean she can't also be literary. If that sounds like someone you know, this game takes a "laugh-till-you-cry look at the Bard's smutty side" and promises "raunchy hilarity."

F-Bomb Paperweight
Uncommon Goods

F-Bomb Paperweight

$45 from Uncommon Goods

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Make it profane without using a single curse word? Yep, this recycled steel paperweight from Utah artist Fred Conlon does just that.

Blue Q Flower Socks
Amazon

Blue Q Delicate Flower Socks

$13 from Amazon

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She knows she's not, which is what makes this pair of flower-adorned socks so ironically funny. Made of soft combed cotton and nylon, these are actually incredibly comfy, and Blue Q gives 1% of each sale to Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres.

Genuine Fred Sh*tshow Jigsaw Puzzle
Amazon
You Are ... Awesome Coloring Book
Amazon

You Are ... Awesome Coloring Book

$7 from Amazon

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Both coloring book and affirmation of her awesomeness, your pottymouth will likely adore this gift meant to buck up any skewed sense of her bad-*ssness on off days.

F***ing Brilliant One Line a Day Journal
Chronicle Books

F***ing Brilliant One Line a Day Journal

$17 from Chronicle Books

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Just because she drops an F-bomb (or two, or 20) every day doesn't mean she doesn't also like fancy things. With its scripted font and metallic accents, you can appeal to her lower and higher minds in one gift.

Swearing Is Good For You Book
Amazon

Swearing Is Good For You: The Amazing Science of Bad Language

$7 from Amazon

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Directly contradicting the concept that swearing is a sign of "a stunted vocabulary or a limited intellect," author Emma Byrne takes a scientific look in this book at how profanity can actually have "surprising benefits." 


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Nobody Likes a Douche Canoe Tee
Always Fits

Nobody Likes a Douche Canoe Tee

$35 from Always Fits

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We don't know who originated the pejorative "douche canoe," but we'd like to applaud them. And we can get behind any product that combines snark with images of cute animals.

I'm A Grown A** Lady Sticky Note Packet
Always Fits

I'm A Grown A** Lady Sticky Note Packet

$15 from Always Fits

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We have a firm appreciation for the boss b*itch statements that this product endorses, which include "that's gonna be a hard no" and "you should see my active b*itch face."

The H*ll You Looking At? Coffee Mug
Always Fits

The H*ll You Looking At? Coffee Mug

$18 from Always Fits

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Yes, again with the profanity and cute animals. Seriously, it gets us every time. Also, this cup is fancy — because it's made of porcelain — but also functional because it's microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Bad B*tch Hand Stamped Rings
Etsy

Bad B*tch Hand Stamped Rings

$21 and up from Etsy

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If she's a proud feminist who's all about taking pejoratives and embracing them as positive labels, we're pretty sure she's gonna love this set of stamped rings that come in sterling silver and 14-karat gold.

Small and Sensitive Tee
Look Human

Small and Sensitive Tee

$16 and up from Look Human

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If her salty vocabulary is complemented by a feisty nature, we're pretty sure she'll get a kick out of this tee, which comes in a few different styles in gray and black.