Like a Rock ... Found on the Side of the Road
Do you know what it's called when someone says Ford is better than Chevy? Imagination! Do you know how to make a Ford go faster? You tow it with a Chevy. Have you heard about Ford's new heated tailgate option? It keeps your hands warm while you push it home. Is your blood boiling yet? Did you readjust your "Ford Tough" baseball cap in frustration? Buckle up, buttercup, because there's more where that came from. Here are six reasons why Chevrolet is better than Ford.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. Do not chase us down in your F-150. You probably won't catch up to our Silverado anyhow. (Kidding! Relax.)