15 Drinks To Try From the Dutch Bros Secret Menu

Dutch Bros seems like a fascinating place. I've never been, but I can see that the fandom is real — and after only a cursory glance at the menu, I was stunned. Ranging from coffee and lattes to energy drinks and milkshakes, Dutch Bros seems like the Wild West.

What's more, is that the secret menu is even more extensive. The Dutch Bros secret menu works like a flavor package, where you can choose the beverage style, size, and preparation (hot, iced, blended, toasted). Flavored syrups like banana and chocolate can be added to shakes and lemonades alike, while syrups like raspberry and white chocolate can be added to energy drinks and shakes. This place is nuts, and the best part? The employees really know how to make all of these things. I present to you: 15 specialty Dutch Bros secret menu items.

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The Laser Cat starts with a Rebel, Dutch Bros' version of an energy drink. Allegedly, this thing tastes pretty similar to a Red Bull. 

• Raspberry syrup
• Coconut syrup

This one turns you into a Na'vi, I think.

• Raspberry syrup
• Lime syrup
• Coconut syrup

Breves are another Dutch Bros original — they're essentially a latte with half-and-half instead of milk. The Fleck begins with a Breve.

• White chocolate syrup
• Coconut syrup
• Hazelnut syrup

Everything's irie with these island flavors.

• Coconut syrup
• Banana syrup

I'm not a white chocolate guy, but this is certainly the holy trinity for some folks.

• White chocolate syrup
• Dark chocolate syrup
• Caramel syrup

Get yourself a blended Dutch Freeze and go for the classic mint-chocolate pairing.

• Creme de menthe syrup
• Dark chocolate syrup

Start with a Frost — the Dutch Bros version of a milkshake — and summon the flavors of our nation's best cereal.

• Chocolate syrup
• Black sugar syrup
• Cinnamon syrup

Dutch Bros also does custom sodas, thanks to the hefty lineup of flavored syrups. 

• Blackberry syrup
• Blue raspberry syrup
• Kiwi syrup

Start out with a caramel latte, but toss the cream and get some eggnog in there.

• Sub eggnog for cream in any caramel drink.

Start out with the already-secret Christmas Morning, which is a White Chocolate Chai Breve, and add a little Thanksgiving flair.

• Pumpkin spice syrup

Bring a toothbrush for this nightmare, which begins with a Rebel.

• Strawberry syrup
• Peach syrup
• Coconut syrup

Make any drink on the menu taste like the blood of a unicorn with this wacky combo, which doesn't make the slightest lick of sense to me.

• Strawberry syrup
• Almond syrup
• White chocolate syrup

Add a little bit of luck to a standard Breve.

• Irish cream syrup
• Hazelnut syrup

This starts out as a green tea, but quickly loses focus.

• Blue raspberry syrup
• Lime syrup

Here's a lemonade that's featured in my upcoming book, "The Dutch Brothers are Lunatics."

• Kiwi syrup
• Lime syrup
• White chocolate syrup