Bang for Your Buck
Bang Energy Drink is everywhere. Even before Monster Energy Drinks acquired Bang, the die-hard fans sang the drink’s praises loud and proud. The beverage and its (now former) cult leader-esque CEO were even featured on the last season of "How To with John Wilson".
But with over 30 flavors in rotation, which of them are worth a slice of your paycheck? I grabbed the five that were available at my local grocery store and tried them all. Here’s how they stack up, ranked from bad to the worst.
Big, fat disclaimer: I don’t like the taste of artificial sweeteners. For me, it’s grosser than gross, but it seems to be Bang's favorite flavor profile. If it doesn’t bother you, your Bang experience will probably be far more pleasurable than mine.
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