50 Car Products That Are a Complete Waste of Money

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Classic Volkswagen Beetle with eyelashes
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TRICKED OUT

The first hint of nice weather, coupled with the first sounds of hatchbacks with tailpipes the size of coffee cans, is all the evidence you need that the U.S. auto parts industry is alive and well. With more than $90 billion in sales in 2017, according to the Census Bureau, auto parts and accessories are a vital part of the economy — even if the goods sold in that corner of the market aren't always all that vital. We did a bit of browsing and found just a few dozen of the worst examples of car features, accessories, and other add-ons that are not only worthless to the driving experience, but an outright waste of money.

BMW Emblem
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FAKE BADGES

Don't have a Mercedes-Benz AMG supercar, BMW M, or trail-rated SUV? Don't worry: You can just slap some fake emblems onto whatever downmarket hoopty you're driving and fool absolutely no one!
CDC Classic Light Bar
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STYLING BARS

If you want your car to look like it has a roll bar, but don't want that roll bar to protect you in any way, you're looking for a styling bar. A dome light is just about the only thing that makes this practical, but a lot of styling bars just fall into the "making it look mean" category.
Braum Venom Series Sport Seats
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RACING SEATS

Are you taking your Toyota Camry out on the track anytime soon? Do you think your Ford Escape is going to beat someone off the line? No? Then don't go installing auto-racing hardware in a production vehicle. At best, you look like a moron. At worst, you're actually making yourself less safe.
MGP Caliper Covers
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BRAKE CALIPER COVERS

Performance cars will have big, beautiful brakes installed to actually enhance performance and handling. These brake ornaments cost three figures and do nothing other than make it clear that you didn't spring for Brembo brakes.
Lamborghini Countach Extreme Car Kit
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BODY KITS

Body kits let you fabricate a dream machine that looks fast and furious, but still only has as much muscle as its V6 can pump out. Or, for the cost of a Pontiac Fiero, you can get (the look of) a Lamborghini Countach or Ferrari 360 with a kit car — basically car costumes that are far less expensive than the supercars they're emulating, but still cost about as much as a midsized sedan.
D2S Custom Style Rear Wing Spoiler with Light
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WINGS

If you aren't actually entering your car into a rally of some sort or didn't pay the price of a studio apartment in Monaco for a McLaren, don't even think of bolting a wing onto the back of your vehicle. It doesn't make your sedan look like a sports car. It makes it look as if it's driven by someone with some deep regrets.
Aumo-Mate New Universal Car Air Flow Intake Scoop
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FAKE HOOD SCOOPS

Do you know why a hood scoop exists? Do you know why you'd want to increase your engine's air intake? Is your car turbocharged or supercharged? Even if the answer to any of these is yes, getting a bolt-on or adhesive hood scoop won't accomplish the same thing as having a real one. It'll just make your Dodge Neon look weird.
G&G Claymore Hitch Cover
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HITCH COVERS

So you were in the checkout line at the farm store, ringing up your bales of straw and alfalfa and there, next to the jerky, sat a hitch cover that looked like a claymore mine. Should you get it, or should you get one of the ones next to it that'll really own the libs? A tough decision, to be sure, but hurry up: Some of us have horse fencing to buy.
HitchSafe HS7000 Key Vault
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HITCH SAFES

If only your vehicle was built with some sort of storage. If only you didn't have to keep your credit cards, cash and keys in a tiny lock box on the outside of your vehicle inside a part that is, itself, eminently stealable.
Starling's Back Seat Headrest Hanger Storage Hooks
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HEADREST HOOKS

"Oh, but you can hang your bags and your scarf and your …" I'm sorry, but are you driving a unicycle? If you're driving alone, you have lots of extra seating and hooks from which to hang things. If you're driving with others, nothing cramps a back seat quite like a pointy aftermarket hook holding a bag of stuff.
CarLashes Sparkle Tips
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HEADLIGHT EYELASHES

There's an entire corner of the auto accessory industry built around the realization that the front of a car looks like a face. People who never quite get beyond that realization seem to do mainly two things with that information: Buy tickets to every movie in Pixar's "Cars" franchise and put "carlashes" on their vehicle.
Mystic Industries Original Reindeer Vehicle Costume with Jingle Bells
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REINDEER ANTLERS

Consider these the holiday equivalent of carlashes. At one point, this may have seemed novel and clever, but at this point — with the antlers and red nose now mass marketed — it's just yet another way to phone in some holiday spirit.
Funny Realistic Fake Bullet Holes
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BULLET HOLE STICKERS

What message are you trying to send here? That these bags of kiddie stickers somehow make you a tough guy?
Your Stick Family Was Delicious T-Rex Vinyl Decal Sticker
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THE STICK FAMILY

In the '80s and '90s, we endured countless "Baby on Board" placards and their myriad novelty variations. Now, we're not only onto multiple versions of the stick-figure family — each keeping inventory of just how many children and pets you've compiled — but every satirical iteration that followed.
Chrome Spinner Hubcaps
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SPINNER HUBCAPS

Spinning rims had their big moment in the '90s and early 2000s, but there are still enough knockoff spinner hubcaps out there to make you shake your head at the occasional traffic light.
Chevrolet Full Size Truck Vertical Lambo Doors
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SCISSOR DOORS

There's a reason they call these Lambo doors: If you don't own a Lamborghini or similarly equipped supercar, there is no need for you to install them. They don't look as hot on a Chevy Silverado as you think they do.
Pinalloy Steering Paddle Shifter Extension
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PADDLE SHIFTERS

On a manual transmission built for racing, paddle shifters make a whole lot of sense. On your run-of-the-mill, off-to-the-golf-course Acura with a manual transmission, they're a toy.
windshield wiper in rain
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MOISTURE-SENSING WIPERS

Consumer Reports likes that some rain-sensing wipers will change intensity along with the rain. But Cars.com considers them a scary feature, mostly because they can come on when there's absolutely no rain.
Mercedes-Benz E-class Cabriolet Airscarf Neck-Level
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NECK HEATER

Mercedes-Benz offers Airscarf technology in its convertibles, seemingly to combat the rampant neck frostbite that occurs from driving a convertible in winter. Not only is this a tremendous waste of energy, but the Airscarf was banned in Mercedes' home market in Germany because of patent issues.
SLOTPACK Waterproof Car Organizer
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CAR DOOR STORAGE

Know what makes your ride a whole lot more comfortable? A giant caddy jabbing you in the side at every turn. Despite automakers adding cargo space to almost every corner of the car, there are still people who insist on giving their vehicle the California Closets treatment.
lebogner Car Sun Visor Organizer
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SUN VISOR STORAGE

We let this go when it was just CD storage, but the fact that people are trying to cram a small desk's worth of pens, stationery, cords, glasses, and far more distracting items into their sun visor suggests imminent disaster.
Drivemocion Remote Controlled Messages And Faces Led Car Sign
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LED MIDDLE FINGER

Ah, LED technology: Allowing us to share our every emotion with other drivers at all times. However, if you think that anyone's ever needed an LED middle finger to properly flip off other drivers, you haven't been driving in the right cities.
Car Rearview Mirror Mount Truck Auto Bracket Holder Cradle for iPhone
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REARVIEW SMARTPHONE HOLDER

Distracting? There's nothing distracting about this. Not at all. How would a smartphone hanging directly within your field of vision be considered distracting?
High Road DriverCup Cupholder Organizer and Phone Charging Station
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CUPHOLDER STORAGE

If automakers listened to some drivers, the inside of cars would be nothing but slots, pockets, nooks, and crannies. Right now those drivers are spending aftermarket money to make existing cupholders slightly larger and more complicated.
Wacaco Portable Espresso Machine
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ESPRESSO MACHINE

From the "just as good" school of coffee making comes the handheld espresso machines that give all the hassle of making small cups of espresso in the car, while providing none of the convenience of a drive-through window or cup with a lid on it.
Skull Man OnLine Skeleton Hand Fender Ornament
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HOOD ORNAMENT

These were a great idea when they went on car radiator caps outside the car, but they've become increasingly superfluous since. Oh, and they're easily stolen. Your skeleton hand giving other drivers the finger and its brethren likely won't survive its time in the Walmart parking lot.
Sticky Pad Roadster Smartphone Dash Mount
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SMARTPHONE DASHBOARD PAD

At best, you're sticking your phone to your dashboard and leaving adhesive on your phone and the dash. At worst, you're pulling over every five minutes because the pad has lost its grip and a smartphone costing hundreds of dollars is rattling around your vehicle's foot well.
EJ's Super Car Car Tire Wheel Lights
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WHEEL LIGHTS

These cheap lights are not only gaudy, but they're 100 percent illegal in some areas. Make your wheels glow at your own peril.
Million Color Wireless SMD LED Truck Underbody Lighting Kit
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NEON LIGHTS

It's not just for wheels: Generations have tried to make their cars look like they're floating by adding neon or LED lighting to them. With each ensuing generation of this kind of illumination, it just looks less impressive, and the law has some concerns as well.
Calvin Urinating Decal
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CALVIN URINATING

Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson didn't make this image and has done everything in his power to prohibit its use. Yet Etsy has an entire section dedicated to "Calvin Peeing" and that's just a fraction of the knockoffs out there. If you have one of these on your vehicle, you're not only tacky, but making a joke that was tired in 1996.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
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CAR STACHE

Until Lyft came to its senses, its drivers had to affix these abominations to their vehicles. The last in the "my car has a face" school of auto accessories, the car stache lost much of its appeal when Lyft dropped it and now sits amid the dregs of automotive novelties.
Tropical Palm Tree Car Antenna Topper
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ANTENNA TOPPERS

Even as automakers continue to shift away from traditional radio antennas, tchotchke manufacturers continue to churn out tons of toppers for older models. They don't signify the driver's personal style so much as their disrespect for radio equipment.
Ford Mustang on the side of the road
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ENGINE SOUND GENERATORS

Among the many automotive lies a driver can buy, these engine sound "enhancers" claim to make an electric car sound like a piece of '70s automotive muscle. Buyers of these devices shouldn't feel so ashamed: Automakers use them too.
8 Ball Billiard Pool Custom Shift Knob
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SHIFT KNOBS

You can replacing the top of your gear shift with an eyeball, pool ball, dice cube, or naked lady figurine. Outside of the rockabilly community, custom shift knobs just come off as sad.
Covercraft LeBra
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CAR BRAS

The funny thing about these front-end wraps is that the folks using them to make their cars look "sporty" or "mean" claim they're protecting the vehicle from debris, bumper taps, and other scratches. But if you live anywhere with regular rainfall, that moisture will get in your car bra, crack the clear coat, and make paint bubble up. Oh, and after a visit to a local Safelite repair station where a technician pulled a dead mouse and about five years' worth of silt out, we can't recommend keeping car bras on permanently.
Exhaust Whistle
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WHISTLE TIPS

Before they were a meme, whistle tips were just a really annoying way of making your exhaust louder. More than a decade later, they still are. Once confined to the Bay Area, they're now available pretty much anywhere.
AMI Simulated Hood Pins
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FAKE HOOD PINS

Yes, certain race cars need to have their hoods held on with pins. Sticking these cheap adhesive pins to your Mustang, Camaro, Charger, or even Civic isn't fooling anyone, though. You'll be lucky if they don't mess up your paint.
DC Sport EX-1011 Stainless Steel Bolt-On Exhaust Tip
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BOLT-ON EXHAUST TIPS

Get the look of an open exhaust with absolutely none of its benefits! These don't make your car any louder or help it perform better. The only thing they do is jut out awkwardly from your muffler and let everybody know you're a poseur.
Bulls Balls Truck Nuts
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TRUCK NUTS

Yep, they're just fake testicles that you attach to your truck (or lesser vehicle) to imply power. Attempts to ban them hasn't quite proven it.
Zonetech Black Car Food Snack Tray
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FAST-FOOD TRAY

Dude, if you're eating enough fast food in your car to warrant a tray for your meals, reconsider your life choices. Having a foldable, steering wheel mounted or swivel tray in your car strictly for meals is saying terrible things about your diet and work-life balance.
Moyishi Wood Grain Vinyl Sticker Decal Roll Car Interior
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FAKE WOOD GRAIN

Please learn what automakers learned during the station wagon/minivan era: Fake wood looks awful on vehicles. There are folks who'll paint woodgrain onto early 20th century automobiles, but if you're adding it with the help of adhesives to any car built in the 2000s, you aren't doing you or your car any favors.
SimCarbon 3D Carbon Fiber Vinyl Film Wrap
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FAKE CARBON FIBER

Oh, so you didn't pay six figures for your car, but it's miraculously ensconced in lightweight, performance-enhancing carbon fiber? Yeah, no. Carbon fiber film wrap is just a good way to make a Camry look really dumb. The tuners know it's a cheap alternative to real carbon fiber, but they also know the difference between the two.
WOpet Deluxe Portable Pet Dog Booster Car Seat
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DOGGIE CAR SEAT

If it looks like a glorified dog bed with a leash attached, it's little more than an accessory that isn't helping you or your dog. If it's a full harness or a booster that comes with a harness, it's actually a pet safety device that you should consider using.
iKross 2-in-1 Tablet and Smartphone Adjustable Swing Cradle
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TABLET HOLDER

Are you an Uber or Lyft driver? No? Then there's no reason for you to have a large screen pointed directly at you at all times. Whether it's in the CD slot or cupholder, a tablet holder is a giant distraction when you aren't using it to pick up a fare.
iJDMTOY LED Angel Eyes Halo Ring Lighting Kit
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STEERING LIGHTS

Also known as adaptive headlights, these lights are a feature in several vehicles but don't perform their most basic function: better illuminating the road. If you're concerned about your field of vision while steering, consider upgrading your headlights instead.
woman drive a car reflects in back view mirror
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MOTORIZED REARVIEW

Mercedes still dabbles with motorized rearview mirrors that remember their last position, but the folks at Popular Mechanics suggest that manually adjusting a mirror right after getting into any car is just good practice.
Garmin Drive 51 LM 5" GPS
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DEDICATED GPS DEVICES

No, you don't need yet another screen just for your car. Those Garmin and TomTom devices came in handy more than a decade ago and are still worth getting for long trips into lightly charted territory, but just about everyone has a smartphone now. There are myriad free GPS offerings, and all operate through voice commands.
Monster Steering Wheel Cover
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STEERING WHEEL COVERS

If you're getting a printed steering wheel cover, it isn't to protect your hands from the hot summer sun or the chill of winter: It's to play dress-up. While cute, a monster steering wheel cover serves no practical purpose.
Car Air Bed Inflatable Mattress Back Seat Cushion
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CAR AIR MATTRESS

If you're going to camp, camp. Don't pretend that a thin air mattress is going to be all that more comfortable than your car's upholstery, or that your car is going to be any more comfortable than a simple tent with a better air mattress in it.
person putting on seat belt in car
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MOTORIZED SEATBELTS

Here's one that was perpetrated by the auto industry, with drivers looking more like the victim: Those belts in the '90s and early 2000s that slid from the windshield to your shoulder as soon as you got into the car. That happened without the belts caring whether it was wanted, or even safe.

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