Don't Make These Stupid Mistakes
We all love Trader Joe's. There are murals, there's weird but oddly trendy food, and there's usually a fully-stocked liquor department (depending on where you live). If you have to pick up some groceries and some dark chocolate-covered espresso beans, there are worse options. But if you don't make the most of your experience, or worse, do some regrettably stupid stuff, you may not love your experience. And while there are bigger tragedies in this world, it's just a crying shame to not make the most of your Joe's. So don't do these things, and don't say we didn't warn you, either.