Back Off!
Is it any of your boss' business what you plan to do with your PTO? Absolutely not. But many managers and companies still haven't gotten through their heads what "personal time" actually means.
Redditor u/FormerEnglishMajor is dealing with a nosy boss that insists on knowing what employees are doing during their vacation days, and wanted to make it crystal clear that it's none of his business. They asked r/Antiwork for "some uncomfortable excuses we could give him to embarrass him and help him understand that it’s none of his business what we do with our PTO," and Redditors delivered.
Here are some of the funniest — and probably effective — answers to not-so-subtly tell your boss to mind their own beeswax.