Every Dish on the Panda Express Menu, Ranked

The first thing you notice when you step into a Panda Express is the aroma, bold and in your face. If you're lucky enough to get in line without much of a wait, you might find yourself suddenly panic-stricken. What's it going to be today? Panda boasts almost 20 different items, each with prices that are friendly on our wallets. Here's our guide to the entire Panda Express menu, ranked from best to worst.

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Price: $4.90 a la carte

I have eaten a lot of American-style Chinese food in my life, and I can say with 100% certainty that I have never had orange chicken that compares with Panda's. It's just one of those titans that can't be dethroned. Can you find better chow mein? Sure. Can you find better broccoli beef? Of course. But look high and low, from New York to Los Angeles. You won't find better orange chicken. It's got a firm grasp on the crown, and I can't imagine anybody is even close to claiming it.

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Price: $4.90 a la carte

I don't intend to keep my love for Panda Express a secret; it's a wonderful restaurant. Even so, I had never actually tried the honey sesame chicken breast before, and wow. I was so swept up in this that for a minute I thought I was going to hand it the number one spot. I recovered from my fugue state, but there's no denying how excellent this dish is. A milder flavor than orange chicken isn't the worst thing, and I swear to you that somehow this one stays crispier, longer. Winner, winner, sesame chicken dinner.

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Price: $4.90 a la carte

Of all the Panda Express dishes that claim to be spicy, kung pao chicken is the only one that actually might live up to its claim. KPC has a nice crunch from the peanuts, rounded out by zucchini and peppers. I also found the crispy remains of a dried chili, like a fossil from a spicier civilization; a skull and crossbones, warning us. Ye intruders, beware.

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Price: $4.90 a la carte

If you've ever doubted the integrity of the food at Panda Express, look no further than its teriyaki. This is real, dark-meat chicken, sliced up directly in front of you. As one of the healthier options on the menu (without the sauce), it's a win-win.

Price: $4.90 a la carte

Zucchini lovers, step forth. Mushroom chicken is full to bursting with big zucchini slices and drenched in brown sauce alongside mushrooms and chicken breast. Plus, it's only 220 calories to boot.

Price: $6.15

At this point it should no longer be surprising that Beyond meat can fool even the most avid carnivores. While the differences between the plant-based orange chicken and the original are obvious when eaten back-to-back, I'm willing to bet it would take me a few bites to realize the difference if I wasn't told what I was eating. That's probably the best review Beyond can ask for, but once you sit with it for a minute, you can start to tell. There's less umami here and definitely more chew. All that to say: This is 100% passable for orange chicken. Vegans, rejoice.

Price: $4.40 a la carte

What do I even say about the most beloved chow mein in the game? I'd be willing to bet 75% of customers walk out the door with those heavenly, wok-fried noodles in their bag, and those that don't probably spend the rest of the week regretting that decision. Like orange chicken, it's a must-order.

Price: $4.90 a la carte

We've got a semi-healthy option here, as the chicken you'll find in this dish is a lot leaner than some of Panda Express's other chicken options. This definitely feels healthier as you eat it, and in the fast food world, that's kind of refreshing. 

Price: $6.15 a la carte

Beef is not where Panda shines. The steak is notably better than its broccoli or Beijing counterparts, though still a little bit too tough and chewy. I'd add more mushrooms, but that's just one incredibly refined diner's opinion.

Price: $4.90 a la carte

Broccoli beef is classic. Simple, unctuous, and to the point, the enormous broccoli pieces will help distract you from how chewy the beef is.

Price: $4.90 a la carte

Yeesh, Panda's not kidding. This is pepper chicken alright. Pepper is, in fact, the only flavor you can taste, so if you're averse to pepper, steer clear. Or save some of it to put under somebody's nose so they can start sneezing like a cartoon character.

Price: $2 for two pieces

Very rarely in my life have I walked out of Panda without a few veggie spring rolls on the side. Yeah, they've got that slime, but you need that slime. You love that slime. Spring roll slime (dibs on that band name) is all part of the experience.

Price: $4.90 a la carte

This, unfortunately, is one iota of sliminess too far for me. Like other sweet and sour chicken dishes, the glaze is heavy here. I do love the pineapple, but we all know how hotly debated the inclusion of pineapple in savory food can get. SweetFire is fine, but there are better options.

Price: $4.40 a la carte

I feel bad ranking these so low, because really, they're pretty good. As somebody who loves to get a plate of garlicky greens on the table at a Chinese restaurant, these are a necessity for me. Sure, sometimes they give you a kale stem longer than your own finger and sometimes the cabbage is crunchy and hard as a diamond, but it does the trick.

Price: $4.90 a la carte

Too chewy. Not that spicy. Very boring.

Price: $2 for one piece

The chicken egg roll, gigantic and deep-fried, is a strange one to me. It's kind of like a chimichanga, by way of an underground New York-Chinese restaurant. You could easily turn two or three of them into an entire meal. That said, it’s always got a nice, golden char, which makes for a wonderful crunch.

Price: $2 for three pieces

Look, these are good, okay? It’s a fried wonton stuffed with cream cheese and chives. That type of thing is always going to be good. The problem is that it pretty much has no business anywhere in a Panda Express meal. The notable lack of crab makes these things utterly useless.

Price: $6.15 a la carte

Stellar candied walnuts. Soggy, low-grade shrimp, some of which have tails. A devastating combination.

Price: $4.40 a la carte

It's important to note that while here we are, at the bottom of the ranking, we still have a pretty good dish. Panda's fried rice isn't anything to write home about, but it will get the job done in a pinch. If this is the worst that Panda can do, things are going well.