The OfferUp 8: Wacky Things for Sale on OfferUp This Week (6/5/23)

OfferUp App Opened on a Tablet, Showcasing Numerous Different Items for Sale

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OfferUp App Opened on a Tablet, Showcasing Numerous Different Items for Sale
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OfferUp is the Wild West. If you’re a user, you already know the unhinged sales going on inside this app, and if you’ve never perused the site, you couldn’t possibly imagine. I live in North Carolina, where OfferUp is constantly popping off with all kinds of nonsense, and I just need to share ‘em with the world. Here are eight of the oddest items I saw this week.

Little Live Pets Gotta Go Turtle
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The Gotta Go Turtle

Yes, this turtle does in fact go, in case you’re wondering.

Macho Man Slim Jim
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This Randy Savage Slim Jim Display

Only $200? Pfft, double it. This thing is art.

Top Hat-Shaped Floor Lamp
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This Top Hat-Shaped Floor Lamp

$220? Practically givin’ it away at that price.

Bottle of Pepsi with the Preamble of the Constitution
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Novelty Pepsi

That soda in the background? Couldn’t find it for sale on this person’s profile. Don’t even THINK about asking for that soda because it is NOT for sale.


Laughably 'New' Laptop
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This Very Broken Laptop

Not only does the title of this product say “straight out of the box,” it also says “never used” in the description. Something about it looks like it’s been used before, but I can’t put my finger on it.

Jerusalem Artichokes
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Sunchokes of an Indeterminate Number

Everything about this reeks of murder.

Jetson Remix Light-Up Hoverboard/Go-Kart Combo
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A Hoverboard-Go-Kart Combo

As soon as I took a screenshot of this image, I was bombarded with ads for these things. So, maybe they’re not as uncommon as I thought.

'I'd Rather Be a Mermaid' Wall Art
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Tasteful Mermaid Decor

This was definitely purchased for some seaside, overpriced Airbnb, right?