8 Weird Things for Sale on OfferUp

OfferUp is the Wild West. If you’re a user, you already know the unhinged sales going on inside this app, and if you’ve never perused the site, you couldn’t possibly imagine. I live in North Carolina, where OfferUp is constantly popping off with all kinds of nonsense, and I just need to share ‘em with the world. Here are eight of the oddest items I saw this week.

Little Live Pets Gotta Go Turtle — Cheapism/OfferUp

The Gotta Go Turtle

Yes, this turtle does in fact go, in case you’re wondering.

This Randy Savage Slim Jim Display

Only $200? Pfft, double it. This thing is art.

This Top Hat-Shaped Floor Lamp

$220? Practically givin’ it away at that price.

Bottle of Pepsi with the Preamble of the Constitution — Cheapism/OfferUp

Novelty Pepsi

That soda in the background? Couldn’t find it for sale on this person’s profile. Don’t even THINK about asking for that soda because it is NOT for sale.

Laughably 'New' Laptop — Cheapism/OfferUp

This Very Broken Laptop

Not only does the title of this product say “straight out of the box,” it also says “never used” in the description. Something about it looks like it’s been used before, but I can’t put my finger on it.