$75 Goop Poop? 5 Ridiculous Gift Ideas From Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Guide

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Strange, Unusual, and Perplexing Gifts

Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand Goop is notorious for offering one-of-a-kind products — the brand sells a "This Smells Like My Orgasm" candle, after all. But for Goop's "Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide," you'll find some rather unusual products offered by other retailers that are, of course, in line with Goop's eccentric persona. Check out some of the most off-the-wall offerings below.

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Mercado Famous Ham
Mercado Famous

Whole Jamón

This is not a gift for your vegan friends, folks. We repeat, not a gift for your plant-based loved ones. But for the meat eater in your life, why not gift a whole jamón? This pig leg is sourced from Spain, entirely organic, grain-fed, and cured for 24 months. For just $300, you can have it shipped to your favorite carnivore for their slice-at-home pleasure.

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Gohar Baguette Bag 2

Satin Baguette Bag

Carbs are life. That's practically a fact. If you have someone in your life who loves bread and fashion, this satin baguette bag is silky, luxurious, and ... perfect for toting around a full baguette? Seems practical enough for a mere $239. 

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Naturally Cool Underground Cellar

If there's a special someone in your life who is still able to have an overflowing fridge despite how much grocery prices are hiking, this underground cellar could be the solution they need. The Groundfridge is a natural cooling system that's basically a new spin on a traditional root cellar (with a price tag of around $15,500). If nothing else, it could double as a fallout shelter that's conveniently already stocked with boatloads of booze. 

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Flamingo Estate

The Good S***

Unlike the bag of poop Billy Madison lit ablaze on Old Man Clemens' doorstep (cue: "Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!"), this bag of "The Good S***," is meant to be used as compost, so you can gift it to the green thumb in your life. The $75 bag contains a blend of free-range goat, horse, chicken, and cow manure from LA's Flamingo Estates and is only delivered locally, although it's currently sold out.

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Neon TP

Neon Toilet Paper

Is there someone in your life who might find joy in channeling rave vibes while they go to the bathroom? You're in luck. There's a box of six different neon-colored rolls of toilet paper to brighten up your loved one's wipes.