Executives of Evol Foods, please pull up a chair. I’m here to drop a ton of free advice on you while also hitting you with a first place rating. You are so very welcome.
First of all: You simply must change your logo. Or your name. Or both. I eat macaroni and cheese for a living, so clearly my brain doesn’t work properly, and trying to read this logo feels like a trick. I made several bets with myself about whether this word was Evol or Love written backwards, which I assume is the cutesy little thing you’re going for, but holy moly, this threw me for about 100 loops. Yes, I am an idiot, but there are lots of us.
Second: Here’s an incredible idea for you, free of charge. Stick the breadcrumbs in a little packet that comes separately from the bowl. Then people can either dump them in the bowl if they choose to ruin them in the microwave, or toast them if they’re willing to go the extra mile for something that makes an enormous difference. I’d do it, Evol, or Love, or whatever your name is. I’d toast those sons of guns right up every time.
OK, whew. Here’s the food review portion of this food review: This is so much better than everything else available out there, but what the hell did you expect? It’s got truffle and parmesan as opposed to a sticky cheddar sauce like most of the others. Hardly a fair fight. I love the tiny little tubetti pasta shapes, and if only I could TOAST UP THOSE DAMN BREADCRUMBS TO MY LIKING, then we’d really be in business.