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The list of discontinued snacks is a long and winding one and we'll be honest — sometimes we see a picture of an old snack and it unlocks a piece of our memory we had buried. Those "Oh YEAH! I remember those" moments of nostalgia that trigger tingly feelings. Can you remember all 50 of these discontinued snacks?
Our tastebuds wept when Sprite Remix faded into the land of discontinued drinks. These fruity twists on traditional lemon-lime Sprite were so refreshing. RIP, Remix.
Are Pizza Pringles supposed to be our consolation prize for the demise of Keebler's Pizzarias? Because if so, we're not consoled. We're still pining for Pizzarias in a snack aisle void of viable pizza-flavored, crispy, crunchy snacks.
The Simpsons. Bite-sized balls of Butterfingers. These were '90s perfection.
The Wonder Ball walked so the Kinder Surprise Egg could run ... headfirst into the same fate of choking hazard-induced discontinuation.
Just seeing the picture of these makes our mouths water. Pudding Pops are at the top of our "Bring 'Em Back" list.
These were like little pudding fruit snacks. A true crime to take them away from us without warning.
One look at this can and you know exactly what decade the toxic-waste-looking soda thrived in: the '90s.
Ahh, the Great Clear Craze that spanned from the late '80s to the early 2000s. Crystal Pepsi was at the helm.
This is what we were heading to the gas station for in the early 2000s. Every. Single. Time.
Nothing could rip your tastebuds to shreds and somehow simultaneously satisfy them like these bad boys. They're also said to be coming back.
No granola bar has ever hit the same as Kudos. The M&M version was entirely elite.
Yes, we love Reese's, but PB Max was in a league of its own — a league that should've never been shut down if you ask us.
We really just stopped having fun with the composition of candy bars, didn't we?
The goal was to peel these off the little plastic sheet all in one neat swoop without breaking it into pieces. That was a true accomplishment.
Oh baby. Swoops existed in a sliver of the universe where salty and sweet intersected to deliver the perfect snack.
The color of this drink matched Slimer's skin which made it so much more fun to slurp down.
These were basically Whatchamacallit candy bars except they were acceptable to eat in the morning.
People are still fascinated with drinks that have floating blobs in them (Boba tea is all the rage), but Orbitz were the O.G. craze.
Another knock-off Mountain Dew. This one even had a red version, taking its Mountain Dew copycating to new heights.
It was totally the neon green hue that caused Guacamole Doritos' demise because the flavor concept was on-point.
Any snack subbing a plural "s" for a "z" didn't make it out of the 2000s alive.
We miss these. And we miss the entire vending machines dedicated to them.
You're telling us these weren't a fever dream? Lifesavers Holes — another candy with a choking hazard-led downward spiral.
One look at a picture of the '90s Squeezit bottle and we can taste the fruity juice. And now we're craving something we can't have. Just plain cruel.
Moms for sure ruined this snack. "Stop playing with your food!"
There was a serious push toward temporary tongue tattoos in the early 2000s snack aisle.
This beloved gum was cheap and people raved about its minute-long flavor. Imagine if it stayed on your tastebuds longer, that colorful zebra could've ruled the world.
Everyone knows a kid who treats Band-Aids like stickers. This gum appealed to kids like that.
Hubba Bubba soda — AKA carbonated Amoxicillin.
We're just gonna say it: Keebler's current cookie lineup is abysmal and Magic Middles need a comeback.
Because red ketchup was getting really boring.
Not to be confused with pizza, the turtles' biggest vice.
Apparently its namesake was too big of a claim because this bad boy was overshadowed by the competition and now dwells in the Discontinued Dimension.
Reggie Jackson was Mr. Relevant in the '70s, but his namesake candy bar eventually fizzled out.
A popcorn-like snack food or an alarming medical condition?
When your lane is lemon-lime but you veer off the beaten path to create a cinnamon-ginger soda instead. 7-Up Gold was essentially a carbonated identity crisis.
Space Food Sticks: Cheaper and More Attainable Than Becoming a NASA Astronaut.
That top-hat-wearing Mr. Peanut knew the chokehold he had on us with these crispy little peanut butter snacks.
These crackers with a little piece of ham and a slice of cheese were the best Lunchable knock-off imaginable.
Whoever took this breakfast delicacy away from us better be behind bars. Hopefully they get served the driest, most boring oatmeal too.
Another pizza-flavored snack that makes us wonder how Pringles had staying power but these guys didn't.
So, a Hershey Kiss gave an M&M an actual Hershey Kiss, one thing led to another, and Kissables came to be? That's what we're going with.