The Creepiest Things For Sale Online This Week (5/17/23)

We like finding a deal as much as anyone, but sometimes a deal may mean an actual deal with the devil? There are some truly terrifying “used” things you can buy online, and it turns out many of them come with their very own spirit. Some people live (die?) for this type of stuff based on the number of listings out there, but we pray our soul wasn’t snatched just writing this story.

The owner says this clown doll told them subliminally that its name is Jovial Jo. The owner discovered “Jo” was a popular clown who performed all over the country for decades before being murdered. That’s a NOPE.

The lister claims they constantly heard banging coming from closets in the spaces near where the doll was left hanging in the attic. They also heard hissing in the darkness when the doll was discovered. Goose bumps literally thinking about it.

The doll supposedly is possessed by the spirit of a friendly man who died in his 70s and just wants to be with a family again. It won’t be our family, sorry not sorry.

When you realize your daughter owns the exact. Same. Doll. (Guess who is sleeping with one eye open tonight.)

After this lister brought the set home from an estate sale, they saw a small woman in their home and smelled flowers. Thanks, but we’ll just buy a hair brush from Walmart.

Whether this is fake or not, it's a hard, hard pass. Good luck with that one, seller.

At this point, we’ve seen enough spooky dolls for sale to last us a lifetime (and our after life as well.)

This doll was so damn frightening we couldn’t leave it out, solely so you could be as absolutely terrified as we are. The doll supposedly embodies the spirit of a very temperamental woman named Rose who was not to be messed with.

It’s not all just creepy dolls for sale online — you can also buy a creepy home! You can almost see Jack Nicholson going insane here (also that ride-on horse toy in a photo is not doing the listing any favors.)

Buyers are advised to enter the building at their own risk and wear protective equipment. But hey! If you’re looking for a quiet space with no neighbors, this listing says this may be for you! In other words, no one can hear you if you scream.