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The Most Ridiculous Trump and Biden Campaign Merch Available

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Biden fly swatter
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'Truth Over Flies' Fly Swatter

Price: $10
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The star of the vice-presidential debate wasn't Mike Pence or Kamala Harris, but the fly who spent a solid two minutes perched atop Pence's well-groomed head. The Biden campaign's cheeky nod to the viral moment, this custom-printed fly swatter, sold out quickly. 

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shut up man t-shirt
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trump puzzle
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biden hand sanitizer
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trump coloring book
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young biden tank
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Young Joe Biden Tank

Price: $25
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Own the next round of "my candidate is hotter than your candidate" with this tank top featuring a photo of Joe Biden as a strapping 26-year-old. Just try not to think about the fact that it was taken in the 1960s.

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Space Force Bumper Stickers

Price: $5 (2 ct.)
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We're still not exactly sure what the Space Force does, but one thing is for certain: These bumper stickers look way cooler than anything bragging about your honor student.

biden onesie
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'Biden My Time' One-Piece

Price: $25
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Chances are your little one is waiting for their next big diaper explosion, not Joe Biden's inauguration, but this 100% cotton bodysuit is cute nonetheless.

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Trump Straw
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Trump Straws

Price: $15 (10 ct.)
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"Liberal paper straws don't work," so troll your wimpy eco-conscious friends with these proudly plastic (but supposedly still reusable) laser-engraved Trump straws.

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Aviator Blue Dress Socks

Price: $15
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If you don't want to throw down the cash for your own shiny pair of Ray-Bans, maybe these Biden socks with tiny sunglasses will fill the aviator-shaped hole in your heart.

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Biden Buttons
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Biden Sayings Button Collection

Price: $12
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Pay homage to your favorite everyman's folksy sayings with this set of four buttons. They're even union-printed and made in America — and that's no malarkey!

trump train set
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Trump-Pence 2020 Wood Train Set

Price: $40
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Move over, Thomas: It's never too early to climb aboard the Trump train. Each American-made set comes with an engine, train car, and caboose.

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barack biden shirt
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trump pence cups
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Trump-Pence Cup Set

Price: $20
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Make your next round of beer pong proudly political with these Trump party cups. They even have double-wall insulation, because only socialists would drink warm beer.

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joe is a willie big deal
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'Joe Is a Willie Big Deal' T-Shirt

Price: $30
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Is Biden always on your mind? If so, this Willie Nelson shirt is a no-brainer — not to mention the next best thing to a "stoners for Joe" tee. It comes in men's and women's versions.

maga mama and maga babe hats
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Cup O Joe mug
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trump pen
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Official Donald J. Trump Fine Point Markers

Price: $15 (5 ct.)
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but pencils with erasers are for the weak. Show you never make mistakes with these permanent-ink markers, emblazoned with Trump's scrawl — in gold, of course.