Bulk Up, Baby! Ludicrously Giant Portions You Can Buy at Costco

It’s not exactly a secret that Costco has extra large quantities of practically everything one could imagine buying. After all, you don’t go there unless you’re ready to stock up. But just how big can Costco go? We’ve taken probably a gazillion trips to Costco in our lifetime, and even we were surprised by these sizes.

We hope that’s for a lot of birds and not to feed one giant creature.

Even Costco describes this cheese as “extravagant” — what else can you really say about buying that much cheese?

This ham is the size of a very big baby.

You can buy food for over a month … or you can buy this $1,300 tin of caviar.

That much cookie dough and yet you’re not supposed to eat out of the container? Pure torture.

If you’re buying this, you must really like soup. Like, a lot.

We love chocolate so much, we might go through this huge box pretty fast, and that’s not a good thing.

Well, this many onions would certainly go well with the 8 lbs. of bouillon base.

We get that this is probably aimed at restaurants, but if you wanted over 30 lbs. of duck for some reason, this is probably the best solution.

Costco has a number of extra large pies, like their hefty newish peanut butter pie, but this 4-inch tall pie may “take the cake” for size.