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‘Go big or go home’ seemed to have been the motto of birthday parties in the 1980s. Every party, whether for a 3-year-old or an adult, was themed, and families regularly broke out the ice cream cakes, paper party hats, and loot bags. If you lived through the ‘80s, chances are you went to a few middle-class birthday parties that looked a lot like these throwback photos.
Pizza parties were the holy grail of birthday parties for kids in the ‘80s. The more balloons and pitchers of soda, the better.
Birthday party headwear was huge back then, and if your parents were really into parties, they got something fancy for the birthday kid. This girl is donning a crown in front of her pile of wrapped gifts.
Have you ever seen a McDonald’s birthday party that looked like this? That giant, strange moon-headed thing is Mac Tonight, the chain’s attempt at a cooler Ronald.
ShowBiz Pizza Place was a knock off Chuck E. Cheese (and one of several pizza chains that no longer exist), so you bet it hosted kid’s birthdays. Somehow, these kids don’t seem to be freaked out by the incredibly creepy mascot.
This guy showed up looking swanky to a little kid’s birthday party. But he fits right in, because everyone is dressed well, even the kids.
Compared to ShowBiz, the mascot version of Chuck E. Cheese looks downright friendly in this ‘87 photograph, despite being a rat in a restaurant.
This third birthday girl looks a little unsure about her Chuck E. Cheese party. Maybe she’s just not into the matching hats, tablecloth, and placement (but we are!).
This very lucky girl received an awesome present on her birthday in 1984: Rick Springfield’s Living in Oz album on record. We would have been proud enough to hold that one up for the camera, too.
The girl in this photo looks sweet as she patiently waits to eat her brother’s birthday cake. The large TV and glass soda bottles on the table are remnants of another time.
Everyone at this McDonald’s birthday party looks so dressed up. The little girl with the pageboy haircut is clearly proud of her cheeseburger, but unsure of the photographer.
Some kids were scared of Alf, an alien from another planet in his namesake sitcom, but others loved him. This kid is clearly in the latter camp, since he got a big hug from Alf for his birthday.
Justin here has got the right idea about blowing out birthday candles. The decorations are top notch, too, with little hot air balloons at each place setting, and Winnie the Pooh napkins, too.
It looks like the first birthday girl is already smashing some cake in this photo while big brother hungrily eyes the rest of it.
This boy looks so pleased with his birthday cake, his Spiderman shirt, and his paper cone hat. We’re intrigued by the lace tablecloth and drapes, too.
The birthday kid’s mom, grandma, and great grandma are all in this photo, making it a family keepsake forever. We bet the birthday kid smashed that cake not long after it was taken!
Grandma made this young man’s birthday cake, which, judging by the candles, is for his 13th birthday. Of courseshe made it in the shape of a heart.
The kids at this Burger King 5th birthday party seem to be having a great time. The old school striped uniform is a trip, but those paper BK crowns have looked exactly the same for decades.